The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/22/07
Season 3 • 05/22/2007
Stephen lashes out against NBA non-violence.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - His Way
Stephen compares Paul Wolfowitz's exit from the World Bank to his own exit from The Daily Show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Presidential Fraternity
Stephen takes issue with Jimmy Carter for apparently growing a pair and criticizing the sitting president.
The Colbert ReportS3 God Loves a Big Screen TV
Stephen still believes the pope is infallible, except when it comes to his views on capitalism.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 5/21/07
Stephen provides all the news, minus a little something for himself.
The Colbert ReportS3 Barack's a Liar
Barack Obama's inability to remember what magazine he read when he was nine is all Stephen needs to call him a liar.
The Colbert ReportS3 Popularity Contest
Stephen is outraged that someone would insinuate "American Idol" is merely a popularity contest.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Lesson Forgotten
Stephen learns an important lesson about writing down important lessons.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Environmentalists
Environmentalists are on the list for setting up trust funds for bears.
The Colbert ReportS3 John Amaechi
Former center John Amaechi joins Stephen to discuss how hard it was to remember that he was the gay one in the NBA.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Party of Change
Stephen is relieved to find that the Democrats' talk of ethics reform merely meant that the public should reform their idea of right and wrong.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 5/22/07
Stephen chastises the NBA for not letting their players punch people in the stands.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 5/23/07
The Democrats back down on a timetable for troop withdrawal, while the House and Senate forge a compromise on immigration.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Pellicano!
Stephen left Anthony Pellicano a few voicemails back in the late 90s, but he has nothing to be ashamed of, or incarcerated for.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bush is Back!
The Democrats backed down on the Iraq timetable. President Bush is back!
The Colbert ReportS3 Illegal Immigration - Bay Buchanan
Bay Buchanan explains why Stephen's idea for a crocodile moat border is too messy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Hi-Def
Stephen wants his viewers watching him in hi-def to know that The Colbert Report does not broadcast in hi-def.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bob Deans
Author Bob Deans explains there were slaves in America before there were pilgrims.
The Colbert ReportS3 Speaking Fee
Stephen will see you in a week, unless you have a million dollars for his speaking fee.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jimmy Wales
Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says that his staff is scrambling to protect Wikipedia from Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Up in Smoke
There are some Memorial Day weekend dangers you might never have thought of if it weren't for Stephen thinking them up at you.
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