The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 03/08/2004
With respect to the Worldcom trial, John Ashcroft is victorious on the war against charisma.
Back in Black - Passion for TortureThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Lewis Black won't go to see "Passion of the Christ" because he can't stand a sob story that isn't his own.
The "L" WordThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In this case the lobbyists are like Frankenstein: harmless, misunderstood and stitched together from dead body parts.
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The Mayor of New Paltz was brought up on charges for "illegally solemnizing a marriage."
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Jon Stewart ends the show for the night and previews the guest and stories for next week.
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Martha Stewart is found guilty of obstructing justice, making false statements and poorly accessorizing.
BearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon feels the bear used in last night's episode of "The Sopranos" was unrealistic.
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With no cell phones or cameras allowed in the courthouse for the verdict, seasoned reporters turn to red scarves.
Val KilmerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A polar bear in Central Park once waved to Val Kilmer.
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Be sure to catch Stephen Colbert's special report on Martha Stewart's private life, tomorrow night at 7 on "Martha Stewart: Under the Linen."
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Reporters scurry out the courthouse waving red scarves to report the Martha Stewart verdict.
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Attorney General John Ashcroft takes a break from monitoring everything everywhere to comment on the Worldcom case.
Rights Here, Rights NowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
After decades of tyranny, democracy is back in Iraq, if by democracy you mean a temporary set of guidelines signed by unelected members of the U.S. appointed governing body.
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George W. Bush's new ad campaign contains the most disturbing image ever shown in a campaign commercial, eclipsing Bob Dole's infamous 1996 talking belly button man
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If George W. Bush isn't elected in November, Ed Gillespie is out of a job.
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Jon Stewart would like to thank Chris Matthews and Hardball for reaffirming where he stands on the show business ladder.
Auto Erotic FixationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The lead actor on Fox's "The Littlest Groom" feels a local Alabama ad would make a mockery of his show.
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The empty constitution signing room in Iraq.
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The stars moving through space.
George CarlinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George Carlin explains the same people who killed Jesus are creating problems today: religious people, government and big business.
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CIA Director George Tenet did the only honorable thing a person in his situation could do- wash his hands of the entire affair.
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