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Headlines - Spring Break
Season 7 • 04/22/2003
All the Shiite Muslims ever wanted to do was cut their own heads open.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Patrick Stewart
Patrick Stewart dispels any rumors of him, Ian McKellan and a white feather boa.
04/21/2003
01:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Monica Lewinsky's Show
Monica Lewinsky is back on the air and Bill Clinton works for CBS. Jon's mind is blown. No pun intended.
04/21/2003
03:54
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The New Iraq
The U.S. government-issued playing cards may not be helpful in finding Iraqi fugitives, but they're great collectibles.
04/21/2003
01:43
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S7
Foibles Of The Reconstruction
The U.S. military transforms its mission in Iraq from blowing things up to putting it back together again
04/21/2003
00:13
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S7
Moment of Zen - Madonna Sings
Madonna plays guitar and sings about phoniness.
04/22/2003
01:25
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S7
Intro - AOL Time Warner
Now that Viacom owns Comedy Central, Jon is worried about his AOL Time Warner tattoo.
04/22/2003
03:44
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The French Persistence
Stephen Colbert goes to Carrboro, North Carolina, where the French occupation has begun.
04/22/2003
05:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Rachel Weisz
Rachel Weisz tells Jon how she stopped smoking but just recently started up again.
04/22/2003
02:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The Club for Growth
President Bush's tax cut request faces the usual opposition from crazy, knee-jerk liberal groups like moderate Republicans.
04/22/2003
03:37
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The New Iraq
Rob Corddry explains that we shouldn't fear a theocracy in Iraq as long as the god we worship is more powerful than the god they worship.
04/22/2003
01:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Spring Break
The Shiite pilgrims chant, sway and cut their own heads open in an emotional ritual banned under Saddam Hussein.
04/22/2003
07:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Richard Lewis
Richard Lewis talks about how American politicians are ruining this country and his masturbation.
04/23/2003
02:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Back in Black - Tax Hikes
Lewis Black discusses the lack of funds in America in contrast to the $600 million going towards Iraq.
04/23/2003
02:26
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - War on Taxes
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist opposed President Bush's proposed $726 billion tax cut, but the party compromised.
04/23/2003
01:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Rick Tease
Rick Santorum is under fire from gay rights activists for comments he made to the Associate Press about sodomy.
04/23/2003
01:36
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Intro - Mr. Magoo/Blix
Jon Stewart examines a New York Post photograph of Hans Blix, which is just a cartoon drawing of Mr. Magoo.
04/23/2003
00:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Rick Santorum
Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum explains his viewpoint on regulating sexual activity in the home.
04/23/2003
03:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Rick Santorum
Rob Corddry explains how Senator Rick Santorum was advocating sexual deviancy and shedding a good light on homosexuality.
04/23/2003
00:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Preview - 4/28/03
Jon figures out how to solve the process of building democracy in Iraq: invade Syria.
04/24/2003
05:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1
Fareed Zakaria talks about who has the credibility and patience to create a democratic system in Iraq.
04/24/2003
01:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Oil Fields
When we burn Iraqi oil, the fumes will linger long after those antiquities are gone.
04/24/2003
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