The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Spring Break

Season 7 • 04/22/2003

All the Shiite Muslims ever wanted to do was cut their own heads open.

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Patrick Stewart

Patrick Stewart dispels any rumors of him, Ian McKellan and a white feather boa.
04/21/2003
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Monica Lewinsky's Show

Monica Lewinsky is back on the air and Bill Clinton works for CBS. Jon's mind is blown. No pun intended.
04/21/2003
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The New Iraq

The U.S. government-issued playing cards may not be helpful in finding Iraqi fugitives, but they're great collectibles.
04/21/2003
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Foibles Of The Reconstruction

The U.S. military transforms its mission in Iraq from blowing things up to putting it back together again
04/21/2003
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Moment of Zen - Madonna Sings

Madonna plays guitar and sings about phoniness.
04/22/2003
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Intro - AOL Time Warner

Now that Viacom owns Comedy Central, Jon is worried about his AOL Time Warner tattoo.
04/22/2003
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The French Persistence

Stephen Colbert goes to Carrboro, North Carolina, where the French occupation has begun.
04/22/2003
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Rachel Weisz

Rachel Weisz tells Jon how she stopped smoking but just recently started up again.
04/22/2003
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The Club for Growth

President Bush's tax cut request faces the usual opposition from crazy, knee-jerk liberal groups like moderate Republicans.
04/22/2003
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The New Iraq

Rob Corddry explains that we shouldn't fear a theocracy in Iraq as long as the god we worship is more powerful than the god they worship.
04/22/2003
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Headlines - Spring Break

The Shiite pilgrims chant, sway and cut their own heads open in an emotional ritual banned under Saddam Hussein.
04/22/2003
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Richard Lewis

Richard Lewis talks about how American politicians are ruining this country and his masturbation.
04/23/2003
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Back in Black - Tax Hikes

Lewis Black discusses the lack of funds in America in contrast to the $600 million going towards Iraq.
04/23/2003
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Headlines - War on Taxes

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist opposed President Bush's proposed $726 billion tax cut, but the party compromised.
04/23/2003
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Headlines - Rick Tease

Rick Santorum is under fire from gay rights activists for comments he made to the Associate Press about sodomy.
04/23/2003
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Intro - Mr. Magoo/Blix

Jon Stewart examines a New York Post photograph of Hans Blix, which is just a cartoon drawing of Mr. Magoo.
04/23/2003
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Moment of Zen - Rick Santorum

Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum explains his viewpoint on regulating sexual activity in the home.
04/23/2003
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Rick Santorum

Rob Corddry explains how Senator Rick Santorum was advocating sexual deviancy and shedding a good light on homosexuality.
04/23/2003
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Preview - 4/28/03

Jon figures out how to solve the process of building democracy in Iraq: invade Syria.
04/24/2003
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Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1

Fareed Zakaria talks about who has the credibility and patience to create a democratic system in Iraq.
04/24/2003
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Headlines - Oil Fields

When we burn Iraqi oil, the fumes will linger long after those antiquities are gone.
04/24/2003
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