The Colbert Report

Hide-and-Seek

Season 5 • 04/01/2009

Stephen finally finishes his hide-and-seek game.

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The 10.31 Project
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Stephen wants you to ring doorbells and demand that your neighbors make a tangible commitment to America in the form of a sugary treat.
03/31/2009
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Obama's Epic Dog Quest
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The Obamas' epic search for a dog inspired Stephen to write his own children's book.
03/31/2009
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David Plotz
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David Plotz learned that the Bible is a lot messier than what they teach in Sunday school.
03/31/2009
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Sudoku Answers
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Spoiler alert: Stephen has the answers to today's sudoku.
03/31/2009
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Better Know a Lobby - Newspaper Association of America
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Stephen urges John Sturm to include a porn section in online newspapers to earn extra cash.
03/31/2009
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Dambisa Moyo
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Dambisa Moyo wants to focus on long-term growth for Africa instead of temporary solutions.
04/01/2009
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The Word - Fine Line
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The Line index: just as meaningless as the Dow Jones, but it always goes up.
04/01/2009
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Intro - 4/1/09
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The take-home message of this economy: there is nothing to take and you have no home.
04/01/2009
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Cheating Death - Sperm Sale & Colonoscopies
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A sperm bank offers a clearance sale, Canadian researchers invent the PolyPill, and veterans get dirty colonoscopies.
04/01/2009
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French Worker Protests
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Once again, Americans are going to have to show the French how it is done, just like with the mustache.
04/01/2009
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Hide-and-Seek
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Stephen ends the hide-and-seek game he forgot to finish when he was seven.
04/01/2009
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Intro - 4/2/09
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President Obama meets with the president of Russia. The big question: what was Michelle wearing?
04/02/2009
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Merriam-Webster's Word's Worth
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Stephen won't let Merriam-Webster engayify other straight words like "drag," "bear" and "Manwich."
04/02/2009
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Cold War Update - Russia, Cuba & Space
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Russia wants a new currency, Congress tries to lift the Cuba embargo, and Russian astronauts can't use American toilets in space.
04/02/2009
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Cheney's Secret Assassination Squad
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It's hard to believe Dick Cheney had the time to command a secret lawless assassination squad with all the secret lawless torture.
04/02/2009
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Let Your GPS Be Your Guide
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Let your conscience be your guide until you can afford a GPS.
04/02/2009
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Biz Stone
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Twitter co-founder Biz Stone, one of America's preeminent Twits, discusses the company's popularity and business model.
04/02/2009
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Space Module: Colbert - Urine Recycling Room
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NASA, don't make Stephen launch an intern into space with a can of spray paint.
04/06/2009
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Intro - 4/6/09
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Barack Obama travels around Europe, and new developments arise in the NASA node-naming contest.
04/06/2009
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Obama's European Trip - Tom Brokaw
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Tom Brokaw believes Barack Obama appeared very presidential at the G20 Summit.
04/06/2009
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Un-American News - Rest of the World
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Stephen loves Barack Obama, at least until he returns to the United States.
04/06/2009
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