The Colbert Report

Ed Rendell

Season 7 • 01/03/2011

Ed Rendell calls America a land of wusses for canceling a football game due to weather.

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Snowpocalypse 2010

Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday.
01/03/2011
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Sign Off - Home Improvement Tip

Fix a leaky roof by hammering the electrical box, moving into a neighbor's house and causing the end of their marriage.
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Intro - 1/3/11

Stephen looks into charities' possible misuse of funds, uncovers a menace in Florida and asks Ed Rendell how it feels to be the only Democrat leaving office by choice.
01/03/2011
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Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man Musical

The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation spends donor funds to sue other charities, and Spider-Man saves Broadway with violent disfigurement.
01/03/2011
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The Enemy Within - Caboodle Ranch

In Lee, Florida, Craig Grant trains his 650 cats to take over America's government, law enforcement and failing schools.
01/03/2011
06:04

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Ed Rendell

Ed Rendell explains that America is wussing out by not doing anything about China and canceling football games because of weather.
01/03/2011
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Native American Overlords

Stephen addresses America's new Indian overlords after President Obama endorses the U.N.'s declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples.
01/04/2011
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Geoffrey Canada

Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
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Gold Faithful

Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
01/04/2011
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Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen Answer

Tune in tomorrow when Stephen provides the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
01/04/2011
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Intro - 1/4/11

Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
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Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David Leonhardt

Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation.
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Intro - 1/5/11

The threat level of America's fruit supply is at orange, and Dr. Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
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Huckleberry Finn Censorship

NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
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Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon

If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
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