Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Season 1 E 6 • 11/16/2010
Nick turns to his coworker for advice on what do about his glowing penis.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4The Time Traveler
A man travels from 2041 to 2010 with a bowel problem and a dire warning.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4Creepios
Kids love Creepios, but have mixed feelings about the cereal's mascot, Mr. Creepy.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4Survibrator
A combination sex toy/camping tool has everything you'll need to survive in the woods.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5Going Green
Two high school students take an interest in environmentalism for all the wrong reasons.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5Masturbating Sniper
An expert rifleman employs an unorthodox approach to taking down his targets.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5Gay Robot - Facebook Update
When Gay Robot's friend Tito posts a provocative status update, it inspires him to be more forthcoming online.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5Treasure Map
The captain of a pirate ship learns the unfortunate location of Bluebeard's treasure map.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6Gay Robot - Sex Offender
Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6Critter Gitters
Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6Superman's Repayment
Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6"Avatar" STD
Nick contracts an extraterrestrial STD following a sexual encounter with a colleague.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7Time Capsule
Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7Gay Robot - Alien Abduction
Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7Role-Playing
Nick's girlfriend gets a little too into their role-playing scenario.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7The Old House
A man arrives at the house where he grew up with a request for the current occupants.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Suck Your Own D**k Abs - Uncensored
Finally, an exercise routine that lets men get serious about their bodies and have fun at the same time.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Save the Fat Americans
Nick makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save a fat American.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Cat vs. Leg - Uncensored
Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Mom's Cat - Uncensored
Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2Cinnabon & Day Drinking
Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
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