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Borderline Cops

Season 14 • 03/30/2009

Aasif Mandvi meets two Americans doing their part to stop illegal immigration.

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Pope Benedict XVI on the HIV Crisis
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Pope Benedict XVI says that condoms only increase the number of HIV cases.
03/19/2009
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The Notorious AIG - Scorn in the USA
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In a backlash to the AIG bailout, Congress opens a can of dumbass and looks for someone to blame.
03/19/2009
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Bruce Springsteen
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Bruce Springsteen's band was built from the beginning for hard times like these.
03/19/2009
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Intro - Mr. Bruce Springsteen
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Bruce Springsteen better be here.
03/19/2009
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Carmageddon '09 - Lemon Aid
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Due to the auto industry meltdown, the mysterious 3 a.m. phone calls to the White House may be regarding car warranties.
03/30/2009
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CNN - Stop the Press
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CNN's Susan Roesgen makes a difference while covering the floods in Fargo, ND.
03/30/2009
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Jack Cafferty
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Jack Cafferty believes the outrage over Bush created the opportunity for Obama to become the next president.
03/30/2009
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Intro - Wolf Blitzer's Beard
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Jon wants Jack Cafferty to tell him the truth about Wolf Blitzer's beard.
03/30/2009
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Daily/Colbert - Car Collection
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Stephen owns several dozen midsize sedans that were made in the past three years.
03/30/2009
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Moment of Zen - Car of the Future
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A classic car commercial promotes a car that drives itself.
03/30/2009
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03:51

Borderline Cops
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Aasif Mandvi attempts to figure out which border patrolman is the Mexican in this scenario.
03/30/2009
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00:29

Intro - Kosher for Passover
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The Seth Rogen interview will be kosher for Passover.
03/31/2009
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05:57

Seth Rogen
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Seth Rogen recommends bulimia for weight loss, despite the fact that all of his teeth are now fake.
03/31/2009
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Moment of Zen - Overseas Contingency Operations Budget
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Pentagon Press Secretary Geoff Morrell can't recall the new way to refer to war spending.
03/31/2009
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03:26

New Euphemisms - Obama Rebranding
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John Oliver explains why the Obama administration must turn the war on terror into a simple accounting problem.
03/31/2009
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New Euphemisms - Redefinition Accomplished
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The Obama administration puts pretty new names on the war on terror and other governmental business.
03/31/2009
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Inappropriate News Teasers
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24-hour news networks offer two kinds of information: things that might kill you or footage of other people being killed.
03/31/2009
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Peter Orszag Pt. 1
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Budget Director Peter Orszag stresses the importance of getting health care costs under control.
04/01/2009
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Intro - Breaking It Down
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Jon will break it down TurboTax style with Peter Orszag.
04/01/2009
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03:05

Rush Limbaugh Leaves New York
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For years New Yorkers have done everything in their power to get Rush Limbaugh to leave town.
04/01/2009
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Moment of Zen - More Charts
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Senators rely on charts to discuss the budget.
04/01/2009
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