The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Mario Cuomo Pt. 2

Season 8 • 06/03/2004

Mario Cuomo says the American people don't have a clear image of John Kerry yet.

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Headlines - Kerry Speech
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Presidential hopeful John Kerry continues to use his speeches to wing wildly and hope something catches.
06/02/2004
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Thomas Friedman Pt. 1
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New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman believes the benefits of outsourcing -- connecting talented people all over the world -- outweigh the negatives in the long run.
06/02/2004
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Thomas Friedman Pt. 2
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New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman discusses America's unfortunate shift from exporting hope to exporting fear.
06/02/2004
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Intro - Honorary Doctorate
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Mr. Ferguson, Jon is sorry if he killed your grandfather, but technically, an incision alone is not an operation.
06/02/2004
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Vice Presidential Selections
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Rob Corddry's dream team would be a Kerry-McCain ticket: a bipartisan front taking on all the world's ills, with Superman as Secretary of State.
06/02/2004
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Mario Cuomo Pt. 1
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Mario Cuomo reports that Abraham Lincoln was the best a liberal could aspire to be.
06/03/2004
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Moment of Zen - Flustered Tenet
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CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
06/03/2004
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The Braidy Bill
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Illegal braiding is like a drunk driver, in that there's nothing wrong with driving drunk until you hit somebody and kill them.
06/03/2004
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02:33

Tenet Resigns
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If you go to the CIA cafeteria you can get a grilled cheese sandwich and the launch codes for intercontinental ballistic missiles.
06/03/2004
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02:19

Goodbye Mr. Tenet
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When news breaks, the Daily Show isn't the first on the scene, but they have televisions, they know what's going on.
06/03/2004
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Mario Cuomo Pt. 2
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Mario Cuomo offers advice to John Kerry, that he should appeal to the American people as a man who has killed for the love of his country.
06/03/2004
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Jon Magazine
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This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
06/07/2004
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Dead Presidents
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Jon Stewart's advice to former presidents Ford and Carter is to die saving a baby.
06/07/2004
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Moment of Zen - Don't Think About Boobies
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President George W. Bush tries to look interested while listening to Pope John Paul II.
06/07/2004
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Donna Brazile
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Donna Brazile felt that busing and school integration was a bad idea, because she couldn't run home if she got sick.
06/07/2004
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Tape Worms
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The Enron executives are greedy mother arbitragers.
06/07/2004
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Pump'd
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The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries will bolster their output of crude oil to 2 million barrels a day, enough to power a Hummer from St. Louis to Springfield.
06/07/2004
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Holy Sit
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The Pope is usually a dick when he meets someone, but was cordial to George W. Bush.
06/07/2004
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00:23

Moment of Zen - No Disrespect
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Bill Parcells does not mean to disrespect the "orientals."
06/08/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Thumbs Up To You Too
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While President George W. Bush gives a eulogy for Ronald Reagan, John Kerry is going to catch up on some office work.
06/08/2004
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Mess O'Potamia - Congratulations on Your New Government
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New Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi will find that there's no better way to get acquainted with a country than by running it.
06/08/2004
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