The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Eye Patch Equals Evil
Season 5 • 01/31/2001
Steve Carell's clone had sex with Steve Carell's wife last night.
All Quiet on the Western FrontThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Every grown man's got a little boy inside, and that inner boy likes to play cowboy.
Dyan CannonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dyan Cannon talks to Jon about basketball and her new NBC show, "Three Sisters."
Intro - 1/30/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Super Bowl post-wrap post-game post-show.
Recap - 1/31/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell is shocked to learn that the guys in the army huff more propane before 9am than he does all day.
This Just In - How Now Diseased Cow?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Americans are trying to keep mad cow disease where it belongs: Europe.
James Van Der BeekThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon is going to be on Dawson's Creek so he can make out with Katie Holmes.
Headlines - Split HappensThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dr. Panos Zavos, the least creepy of the reproductive experts, explains his plans for human cloning.
Headlines - That's All Folks!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Nothing instills consumer confidence like a German in a bad moustache talking about war.
Moment of Zen - Doggy Take DownThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A dog knocks over Bill Clinton in his driveway.
Back in Black - Anger ManagementThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Democrats are trashing the White House to make way for the incoming Bush administration.
Eye Patch Equals EvilThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell and his evil clone twin square off over the virtues of human cloning.
Tim Blake NelsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Tim informs Jon that George Clooney is illiterate and eats mashed peas.
Rent Out Of ShapeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bill Clinton is close to signing a lease for an 8,000 square foot office in midtown Manhattan. Something nice, not the kind of crap Jimmy Carter builds.
Unusual MustacheThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The booted "Temptation Island" couple's kid may be Macaulay Culkin.
Ginger-itisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Customers who have pre-ordered this unknown, un-priced product also tend to buy anything from anybody at any price.
Reality TVThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The networks have unleashed a spate of reality shows. That's right, spate.
Groundhog DayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Based on Jon's experience, you can't prevent winter by hitting a groundhog with a shovel.
GingerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Ginger is a scientific puzzle that has confused and confounded the world's greatest minds for over 20 days now.
Other News - Birth PatrolThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A fierce storm has caused traces of morality to wash up on the shores of "Temptation Island," as contestants have been forced off the show.
Kamen InventionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Mo Rocca goes to the inventor's headquarters to find out more about Ginger.
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