The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 7 • 06/09/2011

Stephen signs off.

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05:01

Bre Pettis
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Bre Pettis uses the MakerBot to print a three-dimensional copy of Stephen's head.
06/08/2011
04:33

Weiner Captures Manscaping Vote
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Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote and makes Stephen feel like an oyster.
06/08/2011
03:33

Herman Cain Wants Small Bills
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When it comes to health care, America should listen to the man who made his fortune selling bacon cheeseburger pizza.
06/08/2011
06:50

Better Know a District - California's 10th - John Garamendi
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John Garamendi refuses to give Stephen a pass to see Osama bin Laden's body.
06/08/2011
00:29

Sign Off - MakerBot Head
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Improve or add to the looks of Stephen's MakerBot head on Thingiverse.
06/08/2011
02:39

Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News Poll
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Mitt Romney can't keep the cameraman's attention when he announces his presidential candidacy.
06/09/2011
02:20

Shaquille O'Neal Retires
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Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
06/09/2011
05:37

The Word - The Business End
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Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
06/09/2011
03:47

Andrew Breitbart Reveals Weiner Photo
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Opie and Anthony betray the sacred tradition of confidentiality between respected journalist and shock jock.
06/09/2011
06:20

Tom Ridge
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Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
06/09/2011
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/09/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen checks himself out in the mirror.
06/13/2011
06:20

Henry Kissinger Pt. 1
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Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
06/13/2011
07:16

Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing
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The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
06/13/2011
04:18

Henry Kissinger Pt. 2
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Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
06/13/2011
02:51

Anthony Weiner Gym Photos
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Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner.
06/13/2011
05:20

Close Sesame
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"Sesame Street" brainwashes kids by teaching them the importance of saving and self-control.
06/14/2011
06:28

Janny Scott
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Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
06/14/2011
00:33

Intro - 6/14/11
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Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
06/14/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Marshmallows
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Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
06/14/2011
08:22

Elephants in the Room
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Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president.
06/14/2011
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