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Moment of Zen - Bernie's First Night in Jail

Season 14 • 07/15/2009

Ex-con Larry Levine imagines how Bernie Madoff may get stabbed in prison.

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The Craziest Catch - Half Baked Alaska
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Sarah Palin resigns as Alaska's governor and hands over the reins of motherhood to some other lady.
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Lenny Dykstra's Financial Career
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Baseball legend Lenny Dykstra becomes a financial guru, then loses it all, despite Jim Cramer's glowing praise.
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Peter Mancall
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Peter Mancall examines the seven-month predicament and subsequent mutiny of Henry Hudson's journey into the Arctic.
07/14/2009
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White Men Can't Judge
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Sonia Sotomayor's Supreme Court confirmation hearings are no snoozefest, as Republicans call her "racist" and Chuck Schumer cries.
07/14/2009
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Intro - Supreme Court Justice Confirmation Season
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Jon can't wait to follow the Supreme Court justice confirmation hearings on its season opening day.
07/14/2009
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Moment of Zen - Lenny Dykstra's Debts
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Lenny Dykstra doesn't have any money left after he pays off everyone he owes.
07/14/2009
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Kathleen Sebelius Pt. 1
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Kathleen Sebelius works to change the rules of America's health care system by introducing competition and choice with a public option.
07/15/2009
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Obama's All-Star Pitch
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Fox News describes Obama's ceremonial first pitch at the All-Star Game, but it's absolutely not what the footage shows.
07/15/2009
02:52

Drag Me to Health
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Obama won't rest until he delivers improved, affordable health care to all Americans, but Republicans warn that it will be the worst thing ever.
07/15/2009
04:51

Kathleen Sebelius Pt. 2
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Kathleen Sebelius believes the American government has to start investing in prevention and wellness instead of addressing sickness.
07/15/2009
00:15

Moment of Zen - Bernie's First Night in Jail
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Larry Levine details how prisoners could cause a distraction and stab Bernie Madoff.
07/15/2009
04:16

Judgmental
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Wyatt Cenac exposes Sonia Sotomayor's gang ties and racist affiliations by talking to her former classmates.
07/16/2009
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Pyramid Economy
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Goldman Sachs remains the eye of the U.S. economic pyramid, thanks to the government-funded scaffolding.
07/16/2009
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Robert Glennon
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Robert Glennon believes Americans need a moral compass and a political will to prevent the water crisis from becoming a catastrophe.
07/16/2009
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Moment of Zen - Rick Sanchez's Wise Mom
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Rick Sanchez's mom is proud of where Sonia Sotomayor came from, and that she didn't have to get tased.
07/16/2009
06:05

White Men Can't Judge - Sotomayor: Judgment Days
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Sonia Sotomayor's confirmation hearings continue as Patrick Leahy takes pictures in the corner and Lindsey Graham becomes her chief tormentor.
07/16/2009
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Intro - Open Fly
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The most embarrassing thing about Jon's fly being open is that he doesn't have a male penis.
07/20/2009
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To Sir, With Love - Texting Mark Sanford
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Jason Jones offers to frame Mark Sanford's affair in the most flattering light possible if the governor comes on the show.
07/20/2009
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Back in Black - Health Care Reform
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If Republicans can't give Lewis Black any evidence against Obama's health care reform, then at least do the honorable thing and confuse him.
07/20/2009
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To Sir, With Love
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Journalists write love letters to Mark Sanford's office in attempts to get the governor on their "news" programs.
07/20/2009
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Moon Landing Anniversary
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It took America 10 years, astronauts' lives and millions of dollars to hit a golf ball on the moon.
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