The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 05/24/2007
According to Jimmy Wales' Wikipedia page, he can bench press 500 pounds.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bush is Back!
The Democrats backed down on the Iraq timetable. President Bush is back!
The Colbert ReportS3 Illegal Immigration - Bay Buchanan
Bay Buchanan explains why Stephen's idea for a crocodile moat border is too messy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Hi-Def
Stephen wants his viewers watching him in hi-def to know that The Colbert Report does not broadcast in hi-def.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bob Deans
Author Bob Deans explains there were slaves in America before there were pilgrims.
The Colbert ReportS3 Speaking Fee
Stephen will see you in a week, unless you have a million dollars for his speaking fee.
The Colbert ReportS3 Up in Smoke
There are some Memorial Day weekend dangers you might never have thought of if it weren't for Stephen thinking them up at you.
The Colbert ReportS3 Fleet Week
The Fleet Week servicemen are just innocent, small town kids wandering a big city rife with temptations like liquor, gambling and museums.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 5/24/07
Since it's Memorial Day weekend, Stephen wants to remind everyone to turn their clocks back.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Arizona's 7th - Raul Grijalva
Stephen believes Representative Raul Grijalva's Interethnic Racial Harmony Award would make one hell of a weapon.
The Colbert ReportS3 Big Loud Flag
Some people have complained about Stephen's big, loud flag.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jimmy Wales
Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says that his staff is scrambling to protect Wikipedia from Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan Schakowsky
Stephen visits the district on the North Shore of Chicago, home of Northwestern University, Wrigley Field and Mayor McCheese.
The Colbert ReportS3 Uneventful Vacation
Stephen recalls the uneventful events from his week off that only included performing medical experiments on himself and traveling the world behind a mask.
The Colbert ReportS3 Leon Botstein
Bard College president Leon Botstein explains how educating prisoners is an effective way to reintroduce them to society.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Mardi Gras Mask
Stephen wears his Mardi Gras mask to say good night.
The Colbert ReportS3 Democratic Presidential Debate - Venue
Though Stephen did not watch the Democratic presidential debate, he can assume he knows what the candidates said anyway.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jan Schakowsky
Now that America has won back the hot dog eating crown, Stephen discusses Hunger Awareness Day and the rising prices of food.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/4/07
In this episode, America reclaims the hot dog eating crown, Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky spends a week living off food stamps and Stephen interviews Bard College president Leon Botstein.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jessica Valenti
Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
The Colbert ReportS3 The God Machine?
The disturbing news about the new iPhone is that Stephen doesn't have one yet.
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