The Colbert Report

Henry Kissinger Pt. 1

Season 7 • 06/13/2011

Henry Kissinger explains why he stopped playing chess with his eight-year-old grandson.

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Stephen says goodnight.
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Shaquille O'Neal Retires
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Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
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Andrew Breitbart Reveals Weiner Photo
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Tom Ridge
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Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen checks himself out in the mirror.
06/13/2011
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Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing
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The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
06/13/2011
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Henry Kissinger Pt. 2
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Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
06/13/2011
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Anthony Weiner Gym Photos
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Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner.
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Henry Kissinger Pt. 1
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Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
06/13/2011
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Close Sesame
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Janny Scott
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Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
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Intro - 6/14/11
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Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
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Sign Off - Stephen Wears Shorts
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