The Colbert Report

Henry Kissinger Pt. 1

Season 7 • 06/13/2011

Henry Kissinger explains why he stopped playing chess with his eight-year-old grandson.

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
06/09/2011
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Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News Poll

Mitt Romney can't keep the cameraman's attention when he announces his presidential candidacy.
06/09/2011
02:20

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Shaquille O'Neal Retires

Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
06/09/2011
05:37

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The Word - The Business End

Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
06/09/2011
03:47

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Andrew Breitbart Reveals Weiner Photo

Opie and Anthony betray the sacred tradition of confidentiality between respected journalist and shock jock.
06/09/2011
06:20

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Tom Ridge

Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
06/09/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen checks himself out in the mirror.
06/13/2011
07:16

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Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing

The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
06/13/2011
04:18

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Henry Kissinger Pt. 2

Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
06/13/2011
02:51

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Anthony Weiner Gym Photos

Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner.
06/13/2011
06:20

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Henry Kissinger Pt. 1

Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
06/13/2011
05:20

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Close Sesame

"Sesame Street" brainwashes kids by teaching them the importance of saving and self-control.
06/14/2011
06:28

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Janny Scott

Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
06/14/2011
00:33

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Intro - 6/14/11

Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
06/14/2011
00:07

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Sign Off - Marshmallows

Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
06/14/2011
08:22

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Elephants in the Room

Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president.
06/14/2011
03:10

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Iran Bans Necklaces and Shorts

Stephen calls on his Iranian brothers to embrace the bedrock Western value of short shorts.
06/15/2011
04:07

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The Word - Shock the Vote

There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
06/15/2011
02:00

The Colbert ReportS7
Kindergarten GOP

The GOP brand is about as popular with kids as an episode of "60 Minutes" hosted by a tube of Sensodyne.
06/15/2011
00:36

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Intro - 6/15/11

Republicans hope to attract the youth vote, seniors face a shocking threat, and Keith Olbermann returns to television.
06/15/2011
00:07

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Sign Off - Stephen Wears Shorts

Stephen rubs Purell on his bare legs.
06/15/2011
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