The Colbert Report

Henry Kissinger Pt. 1

Season 7 • 06/13/2011

Henry Kissinger explains why he stopped playing chess with his eight-year-old grandson.

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Stephen says goodnight.
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Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
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The Word - The Business End

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Tom Ridge

Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen checks himself out in the mirror.
06/13/2011
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Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing

The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
06/13/2011
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Henry Kissinger Pt. 2

Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
06/13/2011
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Anthony Weiner Gym Photos

Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner.
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Henry Kissinger Pt. 1

Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
06/13/2011
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Close Sesame

"Sesame Street" brainwashes kids by teaching them the importance of saving and self-control.
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Janny Scott

Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
06/14/2011
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Intro - 6/14/11

Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
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Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
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Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president.
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Iran Bans Necklaces and Shorts

Stephen calls on his Iranian brothers to embrace the bedrock Western value of short shorts.
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The Word - Shock the Vote

There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
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Sign Off - Stephen Wears Shorts

Stephen rubs Purell on his bare legs.
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