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Henry Kissinger Pt. 1
Season 7 • 06/13/2011
Henry Kissinger explains why he stopped playing chess with his eight-year-old grandson.
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00:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
06/09/2011
02:39
The Colbert Report
S7
Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News Poll
Mitt Romney can't keep the cameraman's attention when he announces his presidential candidacy.
06/09/2011
02:20
The Colbert Report
S7
Shaquille O'Neal Retires
Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
06/09/2011
05:37
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S7
The Word - The Business End
Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
06/09/2011
03:47
The Colbert Report
S7
Andrew Breitbart Reveals Weiner Photo
Opie and Anthony betray the sacred tradition of confidentiality between respected journalist and shock jock.
06/09/2011
06:20
The Colbert Report
S7
Tom Ridge
Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
06/09/2011
00:06
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen checks himself out in the mirror.
06/13/2011
07:16
The Colbert Report
S7
Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing
The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
06/13/2011
04:18
The Colbert Report
S7
Henry Kissinger Pt. 2
Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
06/13/2011
02:51
The Colbert Report
S7
Anthony Weiner Gym Photos
Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner.
06/13/2011
06:20
The Colbert Report
S7
Henry Kissinger Pt. 1
Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
06/13/2011
05:20
The Colbert Report
S7
Close Sesame
"Sesame Street" brainwashes kids by teaching them the importance of saving and self-control.
06/14/2011
06:28
The Colbert Report
S7
Janny Scott
Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
06/14/2011
00:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 6/14/11
Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
06/14/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Marshmallows
Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
06/14/2011
08:22
The Colbert Report
S7
Elephants in the Room
Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president.
06/14/2011
03:10
The Colbert Report
S7
Iran Bans Necklaces and Shorts
Stephen calls on his Iranian brothers to embrace the bedrock Western value of short shorts.
06/15/2011
04:07
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - Shock the Vote
There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
06/15/2011
02:00
The Colbert Report
S7
Kindergarten GOP
The GOP brand is about as popular with kids as an episode of "60 Minutes" hosted by a tube of Sensodyne.
06/15/2011
00:36
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 6/15/11
Republicans hope to attract the youth vote, seniors face a shocking threat, and Keith Olbermann returns to television.
06/15/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Stephen Wears Shorts
Stephen rubs Purell on his bare legs.
06/15/2011
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