The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Unguarded Bodyguard
Season 8 • 07/29/2003
Saddam Hussein's top bodyguard is captured.
Blame!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The attacks of 9/11 could have been prevented if the right combination of skill, cooperation, creativity and some good luck had been brought to the test.
Saddam's Sons Dead?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
As much as the Iraqis appreciate the way Americans are flooding their airwaves with pictures of the Hussein brothers' dead bodies, there does remain a hint of skepticism.
CD-RobThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In the file sharing world, Napster is the "slightly older brother who was cool until he got busted for file sharing."
Moment of Zen - Purple BearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A purple bear in the zoo.
Intro - Bob HopeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bob Hope is dead at 100 and he gets an obituary from renowned dead critic Vincent Canby.
Moment of Zen - Government FightThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Government officials of an undisclosed country duke it out on the floor.
Mess O'Potamia - Economic UnrestThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Iraq's hippies want a higher minimum wage, which will be tough considering every economy Bush touches turns to sh*t.
Oh the HumanityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert has his doubts about Habitat for Humanity's poverty-themed park until he enjoys the brick-making there.
Brian WilliamsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Brian Williams is impressed with The Daily Show set, though the lack of bathroom causes him to do something awful.
Jon Magazine - PremiereThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Magazine hits the racks with Ed Helms showing off his porcelain shoes and Linda Hunt relating a tale of Stephen Colbert's pelvis.
Headlines - Unguarded BodyguardThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Saddam Hussein's top bodyguard is captured, leaving the world to wonder who would throw hats and wine bottles at Americans.
Headlines - Fence and SensibilityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush and Prime Minister Sharon met in Washington D.C. to discuss the Israeli security fence.
C'mon Please?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
While trying to bore himself to sleep, Jon witnesses the horrifying effects the Bush Administration has had on Congress.
Bee - Terrorism Botch ListThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In the melting pot of blondes, brunettes and dirty blondes that is Sioux Falls, South Dakota, a sleeper cell lurks.
Back in Black - Pretend ForgivenessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Now that Kobe spent $4 million on a ring for his wife, what's an average, middle-class John Q. Adulterer supposed to do?
28 Pages LaterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
All Saudi's are innocent until proven Jewish... female... foreign.
Moment of Zen - Security Fence FlyoverThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Take a look at the security fence separating Israel from the West Bank.
Alyson HanniganThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon's people were chased out of Russia by Alyson Hannigan's fiance's people.
Moment of Zen - Bush Press ConferenceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush has trouble remembering an Al Qaeda leader's name.
Cheney ReactionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Neighborhood harpies don't like the explosions happening at Dick Cheney's house.
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