The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Sack Race

Season 4 E 9 • 07/26/1999

Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France, wears tight shiny pants.

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01:18

Other News - The Patch is Prologue
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The new birth control patch is designed to be worn on the arm, the buttocks or, for double protection, the vagina.
07/22/1999
01:23

This Just In - Cell Mate
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Neil Whitehouse was sentenced to twelve months in jail because he refused to turn off his cell phone during a flight.
07/26/1999
00:32

Recap - 7/26/99
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Concertgoers set fires and riot at Woodstock '99.
07/26/1999
02:06

Headlines - Fez Off
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World leaders attend the funeral of Moroccan king, Hassan II and stay for the couscous.
07/26/1999
01:52

Other News - Watts Riot
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Berkeley's historic leftist radio station has sparked protest since its new owners locked out employees and changed the station's format.
07/26/1999
02:20

Public Excess - Twisting Man
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No one knows where he came from -- he just twists across the nation.
07/26/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Setting Woodstock Fires
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People set fires at the Woodstock '99 festival in Rome New York.
07/26/1999
01:58

Headlines - The Price is Riot
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Woodstock '99 turned a former air force base in Rome, New York into a post-apocalyptic wasteland of marauding teens.
07/26/1999
04:24

Donny Osmond
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Donny Osmond has a social phobia -- a fear of being in public places.
07/26/1999
02:28

Woodstock '99 Fires
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Woodstock '99 was much more than just fires. There was also violence and looting.
07/26/1999
01:44

Headlines - Sack Race
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Testicular cancer survivor, Lance Armstrong becomes second American to win the Tour de France.
07/26/1999
01:47

Headlines - Aid is Enough
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The U.S. pledges $500 million to Kosovo relief aid. Kosovars will be able to rebuild their cities and still have enough money for ammunition so they can destroy them again.
07/27/1999
01:16

Headlines - The River Mild
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New Hampshire officials released billions of gallons of water to raise the level of the Connecticut River for the sake of an Al Gore canoeing photo-op.
07/27/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Leeched
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A video of a tank of leeches is shown, followed by a still of what happens if you get one on your ear.
07/27/1999
03:43

Sex Files - Alien Reproduction
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Terry Jonson is a sperm donor in an alien reproduction scheme. Apparently, alien carriers are inseminated anally by Terry, who has also "worked" with a number of celebrities.
07/27/1999
01:36

This Just In - Checkered Past
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An era has ended with the retiring of New York's last Checker cab. The cab went under after it was condemned for being "dangerously oriented towards comfort."
07/27/1999
02:23

Other News - Slap Suits
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Slash is arrested for domestic abuse, Russ Meyer falls victim to domestic abuse and Lawrence Phillips signs a new contract (and has a history of domestic abuse).
07/27/1999
04:16

Wendie Malick
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Wendie Malick talks about vacationing in Tuscany and being asked for identification by an Italian police officer.
07/27/1999
02:37

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Mafia
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Jon Stewart admits to, unfortunately, giving the wrong address of a mafia informant and insists that the U.S. Women's Soccer Team do more than just attend events.
07/27/1999
01:02

Headlines - A Turn for Diverse
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After NAACP complaints, ABC has promised to add more minority characters to their shows -- as long as they're funny minorities.
07/28/1999
04:16

Shell Shocked
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An Albuquerque man re-dramatizes what happened when his turtles disappeared, and Steve Carell interviews a pet psychic who believes the turtles de-materialized.
07/28/1999
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