The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/1/06
Season 2 • 05/01/2006
Tonight: celebrities with causes, Iranian women and soccer, and guest gospel author Jon Meacham.
The Colbert ReportS2 All You Need to Know - Sleight of Hand
Stephen demonstrates how David Copperfield escaped a mugging without losing his belongings.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - The NFL Draft
Stephen looks forward to a nice relaxing weekend where he can watch wall-to-wall coverage of the NFL's ode to slavery.
The Colbert ReportS2 Plagiarism
Stephen reads a passage from a Tek Jansen adventure to illustrate the perils of plagiarism.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - White Gloves
Stephen puts up a decoy Word to piss the women off and have them do the fighting for men.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/27/06
Stephen ponders how Tony Snow will make the jump from FOX News to Republican apologist, and neocon pundit Bill Kristol stops by.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Exxon
Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Spam
Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex Crime
Stephen is upset that George Clooney has taken it upon himself to be politically active instead of escapist and drug-addled.
The Colbert ReportS2 White House Correspondents' Dinner
Stephen is still excited after coming off one of the greatest weekends of his life at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
The Colbert ReportS2 Jon Meacham
Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/1/06
George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
The Colbert ReportS2 Magic!
Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
The Colbert ReportS2 Mike Huckabee
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen for Press Secretary
Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Healthy Appetite
America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/2/06
Stephen reports on America's obesity problem, immigrant rallies and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/3/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Paul Rieckhoff and Congress recommends dismantling FEMA.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Name Game
Deer have been getting into Michael Chertoff's azaleas, so Stephen sends him some deterrent.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Sound Advice - Gas Prices
Stephen put 10 cans of creamed corn in his tank, and he didn't get anywhere.
The Colbert ReportS2 Alan Town
Whenever there's a protest, Stephen sends a camera crew down to get some footage. Then he sends that footage to the feds.
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