The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 08/12/2003
Kim Cattrall turned down a proposal on the Staten Island ferry.
Samuel L. JacksonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Samuel L. Jackson had knee surgery years ago, after he got dragged by the A train.
Intro - Ass HairThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Static electricity caused by thunderstorms makes the hair on Jon's ass sit up.
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Holistic MedicineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
With a little water, soil, sunlight and TLC, you too can grow your own holistic healing garden.
Blimps Up, Foes DownThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Nothing like watching a marvel of early 20th century technology pursue a marvel of late 19th century technology, to inspire confidence in homeland defense.
We Didn't Start The FireThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
You know it's bad when they're dropping the red sh@#.
JonscopeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Too many phrases are already taken and thus off-limits for Jon Stewart to express how he really feels.
Healthy ForestsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The forest fires are like Iraq, we have to kill part of it to save it.
Moment of Zen - BlimpThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A surveillance blimp slowly follows a train.
Jon MagazineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
EnlibraThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush unveils his new choice for the new head of the EPA, generic, close cropped, graying, middle aged, white guy, Mike Leavitt.
Kim CattrallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Kim Cattrall is going on a cruise with her family and her suite contains a butler and a garden.
The Alphabet SongThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Let's cut violence in half with a laser guided chain gun across a charred landscape... for the children
It's Just WednesdayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Kobe Bryant rape trial is causing racial tensions to flare in Colorado.
Moment of Zen - FollowerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush is a follower of American politics.
Paul GiamattiThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon and Paul Giamatti talk about pit bulls, re-enactments, and box office boffo Ben Affleck
We Love Showbiz - FriendsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
"Friends" enters its last season, "Gigli" is kicking it strong at the box office, and Cameron Diaz wants to control who sees her breasts.
Hot Enough For You?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A record heat wave steamrolls its way through central Europe and Great Britain.
Blackout 2003 - Ed PowerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms is going to get some potted plants, probably basil, but only in the summer, in an effort to protect himself from future blackouts.
Blackout 2003 - SuckersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Honeymooners, grocery stores and suckers on public transportation were hit hard by the biggest blackout in history.
Blackout 2003 - Not a PoemThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The blackout was not a divine revelation of a temporary crisis transforming New York into a shimmering city on a hill.
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