The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Japanese Diet Goggles, U.S. Sperm Exports & Taxidermied Toys
Season 8 • 06/05/2012
Stephen introduces his premium man seed line, specially formulated for the international market.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Sink or Swim
Scientists predict an economy-destroying, 39-inch sea level rise, but North Carolina drafts a law to make it eight inches.
The Colbert ReportS8 Better Know a District - Represent-O-Map 6000 & Georgia's 5th
Nancy Pelosi and the Represent-O-Map 6000 boost representative bookings, and Stephen profiles Georgia's 5th congressional district.
The Colbert ReportS8 Juvenile Speeches from Congress & President Sparkle-Talk
America's leaders speak the high school language of "angry glares at the dinner table," while Barack Obama talks like an eighth-grader.
The Colbert ReportS8 John Lewis
Congressman John Lewis recalls the 1965 Selma-to-Montgomery March, America's segregation and his mentor Martin Luther King, Jr.
The Colbert ReportS8 CDC Zombie Apocalypse Statement
Zombie-like attacks suggest a growing urban trend, but America's top emergency doctors declare that zombies do not exist.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 6/5/12
The U.S. reveals its latest export, traditional marriage faces assault, and Second Lady Dr. Jill Biden talks about her children's book.
The Colbert ReportS8 Self-Marriage Problems
A North Dakota woman marries herself, and Stephen envisions all the societal pressure once self-marriage becomes the norm.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jill Biden
Second Lady Jill Biden describes her passion for teaching, the resilience of military families, and her "Vice team" leadership.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag - Japanese Diet Goggles, U.S. Sperm Exports & Taxidermied Toys
Japanese diet glasses reduce Oreo intake, America is the gold standard of sperm, and Dutch artist Bart Jansen converts his dead cat into a model helicopter.
The Colbert ReportS8 Wisconsin's Recall Results
Governor Scott Walker wins the Wisconsin recall election, so Stephen celebrates the end of America's unions.
The Colbert ReportS8 Transit of Venus & Mars Reality Show Pitch
Stephen's sun-gazing pays off, and the private sector offers Americans the chance to pick up and move to Mars.
The Colbert ReportS8 Neil Patrick Harris
Actor Neil Patrick Harris discusses hosting the Tony Awards, performing on Broadway and playing a convincing straight guy on "How I Met Your Mother."
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Ray Bradbury Tribute
Stephen pays a fireside tribute to sci-fi legend Ray Bradbury, author of "Fahrenheit 451" and "The Illustrated Man."
The Colbert ReportS8 Difference Makers - Larry Johnson
Bald Knob's Pastor Larry Johnson takes action to eliminate local bingo junkies at the senior center.
The Colbert ReportS8 Corruption on Pakistan's "Sesame Street"
The U.S. pulls funding from Pakistan's "Sesame Street," even though its Pakistani puppet program is crucial for national security.
The Colbert ReportS8 A Teacup Pig & Partisan Politics
Americans are more polarized along partisan lines than at any point in the last 25 years, but one little piglet named Hamlet could mend the divide.
The Colbert ReportS8 Regina Spektor
Singer-songwriter Regina Spektor explains her appreciation for her childhood immigration experience and her love of Russian culture.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt Clue
Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack treasure hunters will get a special hint to help them solve the puzzle and win a personal appearance by Stephen.
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