The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 14 • 05/14/2009
Torturing terrorists is OK, but allowing a gay Arabic translator in the military crosses the line.
Old Man Stewart Shakes His Fist at White House Poetry JamsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barack Obama hosts a poetry jam at the White House. Soon he'll be running a college radio station out of the basement.
Moment of Zen - The Terrorists' Secret MessageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Tune in to Fox News to find out the secret message terrorists are using against us.
Roadus TriptumThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Pope Benedict XVI makes his first visit to the Holy Land with the modest agenda of bringing peace to the Middle East.
Intro - Husain Haqqani Talks SportsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Husain Haqqani and Jon will talk sports, shopping, and how to keep the Taliban from getting nuclear weapons.
Husain HaqqaniThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Husain Haqqani says Pakistan needs an investment in the people, not in the military alone, to defeat the Taliban.
Moment of Zen - Hello Kitty Visa CardThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Senator Byron Dorgan questions whether the Hello Kitty Visa card is targeting 10 to 14-year-olds.
Moral Kombat - Dan Choi Is GayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
John Oliver acknowledges that Iraq War veteran Dan Choi may be a valuable Arabic translator, but he's gay.
Lisa P. JacksonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Lisa P. Jackson wants to lower carbon emissions on a large scale without hurting small business.
Intro - P Is for ProtectionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Lisa P. Jackson, head of the EPA, is here.
Little Crop of HorrorsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Sam Bee warns that Michelle Obama's elitist organic garden could simultaneously cause starvation, obesity and cancer.
Moral KombatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barack Obama blocks the release of detainee photos, and refuses to intervene in the dismissal of a gay lieutenant.
Sarah FisherThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Indy 500 driver Sarah Fisher ran over her husband when he was trying to change her tire.
Daily/Colbert - Keyboard CatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Stephen used to be as cool as a cucumber in sunglasses before Keyboard Cat.
Intro - Hip Indy RacerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Indy car racers like Sarah Fisher drink hip chai lattes and wear hemp -- oh, wait, that's "indie."
Moment of Zen - Moo Goo Dog PanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Louie Gohmert warns that if we keep borrowing money from the Chinese, we might end up with moo goo dog pan.
Be a F@#king Person - Dealer or No DealerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Chrysler and General Motors alert local dealerships of closings in a classy way: by sending them letters.
FetalmaniaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Students protest Barack Obama's stand on abortion at his Notre Dame commencement speech.
Guantanamo Baywatch - The Final Season, PT IIThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
If America can handle a brain-eating zombie in its prison system, it can take on Gitmo detainees.
Newt Gingrich Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Newt Gingrich discusses the downfall of the Republican Party, the socialist Obama administration and nationalized health care.
Republicans Look Forward & James HarrisonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Republicans look to Ronald Reagan on horseback, and James Harrison refuses to join the Pittsburgh Steelers at the White House.
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