The Colbert Report
Asian Immigration Threat
Season 8 • 06/20/2012
Mexicans do the jobs Americans don't want to do, and Asians do the jobs Americans can't do.
The Colbert ReportS8 Olivia Wilde
Actress Olivia Wilde talks about campaigning for Barack Obama, competing in dressage, and joining Stephen on Maxim's Hot 100 list.
The Colbert ReportS8 Unscooped Dog Poop Crimes
PooPrints uses forensic DNA testing to help communities take fecal matters into their own hands.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Stephen's Dressage Dance
Stephen emulates the Romneys' competition horse, Rafalca.
The Colbert ReportS8 John Kerry as Mitt Romney in Debate Prep
Senator John Kerry will play Mitt Romney in Barack Obama's mock debates, even though Kerry and Romney hail from completely different pages of a thesaurus.
The Colbert ReportS8 Daniel Klaidman
Newsweek correspondent Daniel Klaidman discusses his book "Kill or Capture: The War on Terror and the Soul of the Obama Presidency."
The Colbert ReportS8 Joe the Plumber's Controversial Gun Control Ad
Ohio congressional hopeful Samuel Wurzelbacher, a.k.a. "Joe the Candidate the Plumber," releases a powerful gun control ad.
The Colbert ReportS8 Unraveling the Operation Fast & Furious Scandal
The Fast and Furious gun-tracking program was an unconscionable waste of money to promote senseless acts of violence, just like the movies for which it was named.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 6/20/12
Scandal strikes the Department of Justice, Taco Bell launches a fast food novelty, and Daniel Klaidman shares his book "Kill or Capture."
The Colbert ReportS8 Thought for Food - Doritos Tacos & Flavorlopes
Taco Bell creates a miracle product, and Flavorlopes replace bland envelope glue with five fruit flavors.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight and shoots off a WristStrong bracelet.
The Colbert ReportS8 Asian Immigration Threat
Asian immigrants are the new Mexicans, and even a super awesome wall around China won't curb their invasion.
The Colbert ReportS8 ThreatDown - Sicko Penguins, Stoner Babies & Terrorist Furniture
Children look up to erotic flightless freaks, baby soaps contain THC, and America's furnishings partner with fundamentalists.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - "A Universe from Nothing"
Stephen touts Lawrence Krauss' book, "A Universe from Nothing."
The Colbert ReportS8 Lawrence Krauss
Cosmologist Lawrence Krauss discusses his book "A Universe from Nothing: Why There Is Something Rather than Nothing."
The Colbert ReportS8 Egypt's Presidential Election & Hosni Mubarak's Health
No one knows who's in charge of Egypt, even after checking the Nile for babies in baskets.
The Colbert ReportS8 Operation Artificial Swedener - C'mon Sweden, Take a Chance on Stephen
Only one obstacle stands between Stephen and the Swedish tweeting supremacy, so Stephen makes a poetic last appeal.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 6/25/12
The Romney campaign hopes for bad news, the latest on education comes out, and Frank Deford details his life in sports journalism.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Five Finger Fillet
Stephen stabs a dagger back and forth between his fingers.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert News Alert - Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling - Richard Mourdock's Responses
Indiana GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock puts his balls on the felt and enjoys one of the briefest moments of celebration ever seen.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert News Alert - Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling
Fox Business anchor Stuart Varney reports zero information on the Obamacare legal battle.
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