The Colbert Report
Asian Immigration Threat
Season 8 E 115 • 06/20/2012

Asian immigrants are the new Mexicans, and even a super awesome wall around China won't curb their invasion.

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07:01

The Colbert ReportS8 E114
Olivia Wilde

Actress Olivia Wilde talks about campaigning for Barack Obama, competing in dressage, and joining Stephen on Maxim's Hot 100 list.
06/19/2012
04:42

The Colbert ReportS8 E114
Unscooped Dog Poop Crimes

PooPrints uses forensic DNA testing to help communities take fecal matters into their own hands.
06/19/2012
00:12

The Colbert ReportS8 E114
Sign Off - Stephen's Dressage Dance

Stephen emulates the Romneys' competition horse, Rafalca.
06/19/2012
02:43

The Colbert ReportS8 E114
John Kerry as Mitt Romney in Debate Prep

Senator John Kerry will play Mitt Romney in Barack Obama's mock debates, even though Kerry and Romney hail from completely different pages of a thesaurus.
06/19/2012
05:02

The Colbert ReportS8 E115
Daniel Klaidman

Newsweek correspondent Daniel Klaidman discusses his book "Kill or Capture: The War on Terror and the Soul of the Obama Presidency."
06/20/2012
03:05

The Colbert ReportS8 E115
Joe the Plumber's Controversial Gun Control Ad

Ohio congressional hopeful Samuel Wurzelbacher, a.k.a. "Joe the Candidate the Plumber," releases a powerful gun control ad.
06/20/2012
02:58

The Colbert ReportS8 E115
Unraveling the Operation Fast & Furious Scandal

The Fast and Furious gun-tracking program was an unconscionable waste of money to promote senseless acts of violence, just like the movies for which it was named.
06/20/2012
00:37

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Intro - 6/20/12

Scandal strikes the Department of Justice, Taco Bell launches a fast food novelty, and Daniel Klaidman shares his book "Kill or Capture."
06/20/2012
05:44

The Colbert ReportS8 E115
Thought for Food - Doritos Tacos & Flavorlopes

Taco Bell creates a miracle product, and Flavorlopes replace bland envelope glue with five fruit flavors.
06/20/2012
00:05

The Colbert ReportS8 E115
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight and shoots off a WristStrong bracelet.
06/20/2012
03:27

The Colbert ReportS8 E115
Asian Immigration Threat

Asian immigrants are the new Mexicans, and even a super awesome wall around China won't curb their invasion.
06/20/2012
04:29

The Colbert ReportS8 E116
ThreatDown - Sicko Penguins, Stoner Babies & Terrorist Furniture

Children look up to erotic flightless freaks, baby soaps contain THC, and America's furnishings partner with fundamentalists.
06/21/2012
00:09

The Colbert ReportS8 E116
Sign Off - "A Universe from Nothing"

Stephen touts Lawrence Krauss' book, "A Universe from Nothing."
06/21/2012
07:20

The Colbert ReportS8 E116
Lawrence Krauss

Cosmologist Lawrence Krauss discusses his book "A Universe from Nothing: Why There Is Something Rather than Nothing."
06/21/2012
03:21

The Colbert ReportS8 E116
Egypt's Presidential Election & Hosni Mubarak's Health

No one knows who's in charge of Egypt, even after checking the Nile for babies in baskets.
06/21/2012
05:11

The Colbert ReportS8 E116
Operation Artificial Swedener - C'mon Sweden, Take a Chance on Stephen

Only one obstacle stands between Stephen and the Swedish tweeting supremacy, so Stephen makes a poetic last appeal.
06/21/2012
00:33

The Colbert ReportS8 E117
Intro - 6/25/12

The Romney campaign hopes for bad news, the latest on education comes out, and Frank Deford details his life in sports journalism.
06/25/2012
00:06

The Colbert ReportS8 E117
Sign Off - Five Finger Fillet

Stephen stabs a dagger back and forth between his fingers.
06/25/2012
03:16

The Colbert ReportS8 E117
Colbert News Alert - Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling - Richard Mourdock's Responses

Indiana GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock puts his balls on the felt and enjoys one of the briefest moments of celebration ever seen.
06/25/2012
02:00

The Colbert ReportS8 E117
Colbert News Alert - Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling

Fox Business anchor Stuart Varney reports zero information on the Obamacare legal battle.
06/25/2012
05:54

The Colbert ReportS8 E117
Frank Deford

Frank Deford talks about his long sports writing career, his face-off with the Harlem Globetrotters, and the establishment of Title IX.
06/25/2012