The Colbert Report
Asian Immigration Threat
Season 8 • 06/20/2012
Mexicans do the jobs Americans don't want to do, and Asians do the jobs Americans can't do.
Olivia WildeThe Colbert ReportS8
Actress Olivia Wilde talks about campaigning for Barack Obama, competing in dressage, and joining Stephen on Maxim's Hot 100 list.
Unscooped Dog Poop CrimesThe Colbert ReportS8
PooPrints uses forensic DNA testing to help communities take fecal matters into their own hands.
Sign Off - Stephen's Dressage DanceThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen emulates the Romneys' competition horse, Rafalca.
John Kerry as Mitt Romney in Debate PrepThe Colbert ReportS8
Senator John Kerry will play Mitt Romney in Barack Obama's mock debates, even though Kerry and Romney hail from completely different pages of a thesaurus.
Daniel KlaidmanThe Colbert ReportS8
Newsweek correspondent Daniel Klaidman discusses his book "Kill or Capture: The War on Terror and the Soul of the Obama Presidency."
Joe the Plumber's Controversial Gun Control AdThe Colbert ReportS8
Ohio congressional hopeful Samuel Wurzelbacher, a.k.a. "Joe the Candidate the Plumber," releases a powerful gun control ad.
Unraveling the Operation Fast & Furious ScandalThe Colbert ReportS8
The Fast and Furious gun-tracking program was an unconscionable waste of money to promote senseless acts of violence, just like the movies for which it was named.
Intro - 6/20/12The Colbert ReportS8
Scandal strikes the Department of Justice, Taco Bell launches a fast food novelty, and Daniel Klaidman shares his book "Kill or Capture."
Thought for Food - Doritos Tacos & FlavorlopesThe Colbert ReportS8
Taco Bell creates a miracle product, and Flavorlopes replace bland envelope glue with five fruit flavors.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight and shoots off a WristStrong bracelet.
Asian Immigration ThreatThe Colbert ReportS8
Asian immigrants are the new Mexicans, and even a super awesome wall around China won't curb their invasion.
ThreatDown - Sicko Penguins, Stoner Babies & Terrorist FurnitureThe Colbert ReportS8
Children look up to erotic flightless freaks, baby soaps contain THC, and America's furnishings partner with fundamentalists.
Sign Off - "A Universe from Nothing"The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen touts Lawrence Krauss' book, "A Universe from Nothing."
Lawrence KraussThe Colbert ReportS8
Cosmologist Lawrence Krauss discusses his book "A Universe from Nothing: Why There Is Something Rather than Nothing."
Egypt's Presidential Election & Hosni Mubarak's HealthThe Colbert ReportS8
No one knows who's in charge of Egypt, even after checking the Nile for babies in baskets.
Operation Artificial Swedener - C'mon Sweden, Take a Chance on StephenThe Colbert ReportS8
Only one obstacle stands between Stephen and the Swedish tweeting supremacy, so Stephen makes a poetic last appeal.
Intro - 6/25/12The Colbert ReportS8
The Romney campaign hopes for bad news, the latest on education comes out, and Frank Deford details his life in sports journalism.
Sign Off - Five Finger FilletThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen stabs a dagger back and forth between his fingers.
Colbert News Alert - Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling - Richard Mourdock's ResponsesThe Colbert ReportS8
Indiana GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock puts his balls on the felt and enjoys one of the briefest moments of celebration ever seen.
Colbert News Alert - Obamacare Supreme Court RulingThe Colbert ReportS8
Fox Business anchor Stuart Varney reports zero information on the Obamacare legal battle.
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