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Harrison Ford

Season 7 • 06/16/2003

Harrison Ford doesn't miss carpentry at all.

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Kid's Terror Alert

Children's behaviors affected by terror include: crying, an aversion to taking baths, the non-eating of vegetables, talking sass and horseplay in the backseat.
06/12/2003
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Other News - Divine Mandate

Episcopalians appoint their first ever openly gay bishop, Reverend V. Gene Robinson, and Disney defends its no-fly zone during Gay Day events.
06/12/2003
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Headlines - No Link

Osama bin Laden is a heartless murderer, but Saddam Hussein gives him the willies.
06/12/2003
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Moment of Zen - Inflatable Church

An inflatable church gets erected.
06/12/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Dinar Theft

The theft of 100,000 dinars by U.S. soldiers forces night imams to keep less than 20,000 dinars on the premises.
06/16/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Saddam's Letter

A London newspaper publishes a letter that may or may not have been written by Saddam Hussein.
06/16/2003
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Protest in Iran

Stephen Colbert reports from Iran where the people protest theocracy and would gladly accept a change to cheese-breathing.
06/16/2003
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Moment of Zen - Iranian Protests

Iran protests their theocratic government.
06/16/2003
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Headlines - Non-Anti U.S. Protest

Jon finds the recipe for winning the Middle East over.
06/16/2003
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We Love Showbiz - "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle"

Steve Carell spends some time with the promotional materials from "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle."
06/16/2003
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Harrison Ford

Harrison Ford explains the process behind becoming a movie star instead of a carpenter.
06/16/2003
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Black Back in Black: Jobs

Sean P. Diddy Combs is staying out of the political game choosing instead the glamorous world of ugly trucks with bad gas mileage.
06/17/2003
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Recall

Arnold Schwarzenegger has become the subject of widespread speculation regarding the governorship, if he could just remember the governor's name.
06/17/2003
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Lewis Lapham

Lewis Lapham tells Jon why political apathy is a politician's greatest friend.
06/17/2003
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Moment of Zen - Arnold's Amnesia

Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot remember the California governor's name.
06/17/2003
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License to Pill

Congress is poised to pass legislation that would add prescription drug benefits to Medicare, but they may have to remove several days from seniors' pill organizers.
06/17/2003
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Senor Citizen Discount

Senior citizen renegades could give a damn about the good people from Pfizer. They just want to get high.
06/17/2003
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Digital Watch - Hello Photo

The technology advancements with digital cameras make taking pictures as simple as having your wisdom teeth out.
06/18/2003
03:59

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Media Lynch

The outpouring of gifts by various media outlets to Private Jessica Lynch doesn't lessen the importance of the news, it enlargens the importance of entertainment.
06/18/2003
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Moment of Zen - Carried Away

A nighttime look at Private Jessica Lynch's rescue.
06/18/2003
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We Got Your Beck

Major news today in the world of sports that no one really cares about.
06/18/2003
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