The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
This Just In - Ho's Were the Days
Season 4 E 17 • 08/09/1999
The owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch Brothel has never put his penis in a Dairy Queen Blizzard.
Moment of Zen - Cat LadyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E16
A cat lady pretends she is a cat.
Headlines - Boy Scouts of America - The Pink Badge of CourageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E16
The New Jersey Supreme Court rules that the Boy Scouts must allow gay troop leaders into their organization.
Coke BushThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17
George W. Bush still refuses to disclose whether he has used cocaine and, from a reporter's standpoint, that can only mean that he's definitely used cocaine.
Other News - Fission ImpossibleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17
Nuclear reactor gives Portland, Oregon residents a thrill of a lifetime -- which is now about twenty years shorter.
Public Excess - Let Yourself GoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17
Rich Brown highlights Francine Dancer, who rocks the mosh pit by showing the mosh in her pits.
BadvertisingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17
Anti-immigration organization Project USA engages in an effort to close our borders and save us from our great-grandparents.
Headlines - Resign of the TimesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17
Richard Nixon later regretted his goodbye salute because it used four more fingers than he intended.
Dave FoleyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17
Dave Foley feels he was miscast as Richard Nixon staff member Bob Haldeman in the new movie "Dick."
Headlines - Russian RouletteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17
Boris Yeltsin fires his entire Cabinet and the public is warned to stay tuned for the same story in three more months.
Moment of Zen - Green DeskThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17
Russian President Boris Yeltsin speaks from his green desk.
This Just In - Ho's Were the DaysThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17
In all likelihood, a nearby brothel will only hire a few employees of the Mustang Ranch because their only references are whores.
Other News - Full Metal RacketThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18
A U.S. Colonel's wife was suspected of smuggling cocaine via the U.S. Embassy in Colombia. This may be worse than the Vietnam War.
Moment of Zen - Protective GlassesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18
Children stand around in a field wearing protective glasses to prepare for and welcome the final total eclipse of the sun of the millennium.
Headlines - Fear of a Black PlanetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18
Europeans prepare for the final big eclipse of the millennium with excitement, anticipation and some of the most incoherent thoughts ever articulated.
This Just In - The Rising Sun Also RisesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18
Japan has spent many years debating but has finally decided to readopt its old flag and anthem. The anthem's lyrics prove to not be the catchiest ever.
Intro - Penis RepellentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18
The mystery of alien abduction, the pain and drama of Viagra use, and Dom Irrera are all featured on this episode of The Daily Show.
Headlines - Grin and Wear ItThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18
Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter are awarded the Medal of Freedom by Bill Clinton. Ex-President Carter's speech is less than electrifying yet still gets a laugh.
Ugly American - Air-RageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18
Air-rage is becoming a pretty big problem. Luckily, Dave Attell knows the cause and, more importantly, the solution: Take the bus.
Dom IrreraThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18
Dom Irrera talks about friends with bad jobs, lending out money, closet homosexuals, and his only current athletic goal: not having tits.
Alien Nation IIThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18
Mike Russ is a perception expert. He can tell that t-shirts are also 12 foot tall lizards, missing children are often eaten by these lizards, and Bob Hope is a British alien.
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