The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - 3/26/03
Season 7 • 03/26/2003
A fifty-year-old audience member asks to see Jon's tits.
Halliburton WinsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The U.S. Government has already begun handing out contracts to corporations to clean up and rebuild the country we haven't finished bombing yet.
Connie NielsenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Connie Nielsen lives like a white trash teenager, staying up late, having kids, and eating Snickers.
Desert Storm II: Actual StormThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Embedded reporter Rob Corddry reports from the middle of a sandstorm in Iraq, where the sky is orange and glass is in the forecast.
Death to SmoochyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon apologizes for sucking in "Death to Smoochy," which troops in the Middle East are apparently watching when they get a chance to relax.
Moment of Zen - SandstormThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
American soldiers battle a fierce sandstorm in Iraq.
Produce Pete Steve Carell - BeetsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Produce Pete Steve Carell takes his viewers to the glorious world of beets, where he teaches about its spinachy leaves and his wife-to-be Ivanka.
Travel TipsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms trots around the globe and learns that the globe doesn't like Americans so much.
Ringo StarrThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ringo Starr constantly wonders what he is doing.
You, Your Health & You - SARSThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The World Health Organization is confident it can stop the spread of a new disease called SARS, as long as it finds out what it is and how to treat it.
Preview - 3/27/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon previews tomorrow's show, featuring guest Hilary Swank and Ed Helms' look into celebrity politics.
Intro - 3/26/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon is surprised to hear a fifty-year-old spring breaker in his audience request to see his tits.
Coalition of the Piddling - Monkeys for AllThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Coalition of the Willing member, Morocco, is offering monkeys, riding battle koalas, to help detonate land mines.
Coalition of the PiddlingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The newest addition of the Coalition of the Willing is Palau, which will come in handy if we need to liberate Samoa.
Back in Black - Celine BoycottThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Americans are boycotting French fries, French wine, the Paris air show, but Lewis Black feels we should boycott Celine Dion first.
Hilary SwankThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Despite knowing what happens, Hilary Swank was on the edge of her seat watching her latest film.
Crazy Pot QuestionsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon refuses to answer crazy pot questions from his audience members.
Coalition of the Piddling - PalauThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
With Palau's help, we can make the Iraqi soldiers listless two generations from now.
Moment of Zen - Celine SweatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A clip from the CBS presentation of Celine Dion's live Vegas show.
Coalition of the Piddling - Coalition AdorableThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert feels that Ari Fleischer has undersold just how impressive the Coalition of the Willing can be made to sound.
Chris Rock Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Chris Rock and Jon talk about the war in Iraq and the European success of Bon Jovi and David Hasselhoff.
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