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US Defeats Algeria

Season 6 • 06/23/2010

America defeats Algeria at the World Cup after President Obama dumps Stanley McChrystal.

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Stanley McChrystal Talks to Rolling Stone

General Stanley McChrystal must have been high on Afghani heroin when he criticized the commander-in-chief in front of a Rolling Stone reporter.
06/22/2010
00:03

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
06/22/2010
05:28

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USA Board of Ophthalmological Freedom

Stephen becomes a certified ophthalmologist, and Professor Buttons performs Lasik surgery on Jay.
06/22/2010
04:31

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Gloria Steinem

Gloria Steinem says men who raise the kids and take care of the house have better marriages, live longer and have better sex.
06/22/2010
05:12

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Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 2

Stephen begins his astronaut training by working in zero gravity, running on his space treadmill and test-driving moon wheels.
06/22/2010
04:56

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Tim Westergren

Tim Westergren describes how Pandora creates a personalized list of songs by analyzing musical attributes.
06/23/2010
00:20

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Sign Off - Tomorrow's Fallback Position

Tune in for the dramatic conclusion of Fallback Position as Stephen completes his astronaut training.
06/23/2010
06:03

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Yahweh or No Way - The Blues Brothers & Glenn Beck

The Vatican newspaper endorses "The Blues Brothers," and Glenn Beck plans to hold a rally on the anniversary of MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech.
06/23/2010
00:27

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Intro - 6/23/10

Stephen finds out if Glenn Beck is a civil rights hero and talks to Pandora founder Tim Westergren about radio on the Internet.
06/23/2010
05:20

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Prophet Glenn Beck - Father Guido Sarducci

Father Guido Sarducci told Glenn Beck his work was wildly important at the Vatican, but he thought he was talking to Jeff Beck.
06/23/2010
02:48

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US Defeats Algeria

Under General Petraeus's command, America defeats its longtime deadly enemy, Algeria, at the World Cup.
06/23/2010
00:36

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Intro - 6/24/10

Stephen completes his astronaut training, and Michael Specter talks about the dangers of denying science.
06/24/2010
02:54

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Put the Cursed Monkey Paw Down

Whoever has the cursed monkey paw, stop wishing you could do something to help the people in the Gulf.
06/24/2010
00:06

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Sign Off - General's Cap

Stephen wears his general's cap and flings a WristStrong bracelet into the audience.
06/24/2010
05:33

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Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 3

Before Stephen can land the space shuttle, he needs to know how to fly it in five words or less.
06/24/2010
04:23

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The Word - Weapon of Mass Construction

If Muslims really need to get together, they can meet at a camp or a compound out in the wilderness.
06/24/2010
05:58

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Michael Specter

Michael Specter says everyone gets upset about Big Science and Big Pharma, but they love Big Placebo.
06/24/2010
06:33

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Rolling Stone Article on McChrystal - Michael Hastings

Michael Hastings explains why he wrote the Rolling Stone article that eventually got General Stanley McChrystal fired.
06/28/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
06/28/2010
05:23

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Doomsday Bunkers

Prescott Group spares you the bunker chaos above while providing amenities like corridors, handguns and an attentive zombie staff.
06/28/2010
06:09

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John Waters

John Waters acted out an airplane crash for first graders, and then gave them rat skeletons.
06/28/2010
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