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Nathan Myhrvold

Season 7 • 03/23/2011

Nathan Myhrvold cooks pastrami for 72 hours and makes ice cream with no cream.

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Ayman Mohyeldin

Ayman Mohyeldin says the American cable companies that refuse to carry Al Jazeera help contribute to the misinformation about the Middle East.
03/22/2011
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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
03/22/2011
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Crisis in the Middle Everywhere - CNN and Fox News Fight in Libya

Fox News and CNN courageously report on the fighting in Libya between Fox News and CNN.
03/22/2011
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Intro - 3/22/11

The art world buzzes about Stephen's portrait, and Ayman Mohyeldin talks about Al Jazeera English in the Situation Mosque.
03/22/2011
02:42

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Californians Respond to Japanese Disaster

Californians panic over trace amounts of radiation that might drift 5,000 miles and contaminate their Jamba Juices.
03/22/2011
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Top News Stories All at Once

Colonel Gaddafi announces that he's traveling to Iowa to dump seawater on the nuclear reactors.
03/23/2011
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Sign Off - Pistachio Ice Cream

Stephen signs off with pistachio ice cream.
03/23/2011
04:32

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In the Field - Raging Art-On

Stephen talks art with Simon de Pury, creates buzz for his portrait, and puts the portrait up for auction.
03/23/2011
07:37

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Raging Art-On - Art 3

Stephen dances to Snoop Dogg with Simon de Pury and offers to personally hang his portrait in the winning bidder's walk-in cocaine closet.
03/23/2011
05:25

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The Word - Over-Reactor

The time to review the safety of nuclear power plants is not immediately after Japan's major environmental catastrophe.
03/23/2011
05:47

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Nathan Myhrvold

Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook 72-hour pastrami and pistachio ice cream without cream.
03/23/2011
04:26

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Channeled Rage

The conflict in Libya between CNN's Nic Robertson and Fox News' Steve Harrigan escalates.
03/24/2011
05:41

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Jody Williams

Jody Williams doesn't believe she's better than men, but she thinks she's smarter than a lot of them.
03/24/2011
03:42

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Eat, Pray to Eat - Laurie Garrett

Laurie Garrett explains how biofuels, natural disasters and disease contribute to the global food crisis.
03/24/2011
05:38

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Bears & Balls - Misery Edition

CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket.
03/24/2011
00:34

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Intro - 3/24/11

Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality for all.
03/24/2011
00:25

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Sign Off - John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show

Stephen urges everyone to watch John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because he understands his desperate desire to escape Jon Stewart.
03/24/2011
01:51

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Chaos in Chaonada

Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit.
03/28/2011
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Shout Out to Cece Lederer

Cece Lederer was injured defending her mom from Ultimate Fighting Champion Brock Lesnar.
03/28/2011
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Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers

New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat.
03/28/2011
00:34

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Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"

Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
03/28/2011
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