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Season 11 • 02/22/2006

Dubai is being rewarded with port contracts because they took Michael Jackson off our hands.

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Brother vs. Brother- War on Terror

Rob Corddry and Nate Corddry get into an extremely heated debate over the responsibilities of office during wartime and on the capital of Thailand.
02/21/2006
01:36

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Headlines - Victim's Apology

Harry Whittington apologizes for being shot in the face by vice president Dick Cheney.
02/21/2006
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Moment of Zen - King Dances

Larry King busts a few moves with a professional dancer from "Dancing with the Stars."
02/21/2006
03:43

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Prison Break

The Australian television stations release new pictures from Abu Ghraib prison, making Iraqi President Jalal Talabani many microphones angry.
02/21/2006
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American Resolutions - Emotional Side

Without a national disaster to stand in front of and weep, Jason Jones has to find another way to show his emotional side.
02/22/2006
01:04

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Power Ham

After winning the Powerball millions, co-workers at a ham processing plant still want to make use of the employee ham discount.
02/22/2006
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Daily/Colbert - Wharves

Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
02/22/2006
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Moment of Zen - Too Many Eagles

Bald eagles are all over Homer, Alaska.
02/22/2006
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The Shipping News

The government has assured us that no matter who is running the ports, it will still have the same criminally negligent security it's had since 9/11.
02/22/2006
04:43

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Matthew Fox

Matthew Fox is going to wait for the commercial break to tell Jon Stewart all the secrets of "Lost."
02/22/2006
04:46

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Portscenter

Since 9/11, President George W. Bush has vowed to occasionally watch the news for any information about our ports.
02/22/2006
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Headlines - Enemies with Benefits

The U.S. Army discovers an Al Qaeda employment contract.
02/23/2006
00:44

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Daily/Colbert - Slander

What prominent Hollywood star is on record supporting Nazism?
02/23/2006
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Back in Black - Flag Burning

Flag burning is a simple yet stylish way to express your anger.
02/23/2006
01:46

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Headlines - David Irving Sentenced

David Irving, on trial for Holocaust denial, showed up to court with copies of his book, "Hitler's War."
02/23/2006
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Headlines - Soft Corps

The U.S. Army adopts a kinder and gentler approach to basic training for recruits that are too lazy or emotionally fragile for boot camp.
02/23/2006
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Roger Ebert

Roger Ebert isn't getting a tingly feeling, but if he had 40 billion people watching him he might.
02/23/2006
03:31

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Your Tax Dollars at War

President Bush requests an additional $65 billion for the Iraq War.
02/23/2006
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Moment of Zen - Pat Boone Sings

Pat Boone sings at the Conservative Political Action Conference.
02/23/2006
04:59

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Uncaged Heat

Dan Bakkedahl investigates why folks in Shakopee, Minnesota refuse to put a fence around their women's prison even if it is full of lesbionic dildo-wielding rapists.
03/07/2006
01:27

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Mardi Gras - Hope Floats

It is the first Mardi Gras after Hurricane Katrina, and New Orleans is making the best of it.
03/07/2006
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