The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - The Giant Sucking Sound

Season 14 • 03/19/2009

The giant sucking sound is the tightening of sphincters.

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The New White Face of Crime
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With the rampant white-collar crime, Larry Wilmore says even Republicans don't trust white people anymore.
03/18/2009
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Daily/Colbert - Bruce!
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Stephen has to guess which future guest Jon loves more than anyone in the world, other than his family.
03/18/2009
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Florida Pythons on the Loose
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An unstoppable army of Burmese pythons makes its way across Florida.
03/18/2009
06:45

Nandan Nilekani
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Nandan Nilekani sees opportunity in India's huge population, but worries about the lack of education.
03/18/2009
00:29

Moment of Zen - Obama's NCAA Picks
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Barack Obama fills out his presidential bracket.
03/18/2009
04:55

Interview With a Vampire
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Aasif Mandvi's report on Washington's reaction to Dick Cheney's interview is interrupted by a killer snake.
03/18/2009
01:07

Pope Benedict XVI on the HIV Crisis
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Pope Benedict XVI says that condoms only increase the number of HIV cases.
03/19/2009
06:13

The Notorious AIG - Scorn in the USA
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In a backlash to the AIG bailout, Congress opens a can of dumbass and looks for someone to blame.
03/19/2009
07:46

Bruce Springsteen
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Bruce Springsteen's band was built from the beginning for hard times like these.
03/19/2009
01:13

Intro - Mr. Bruce Springsteen
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Bruce Springsteen better be here.
03/19/2009
00:13

Moment of Zen - The Giant Sucking Sound
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The giant sucking sound is the tightening of sphincters on both sides of Pennsylvania Avenue.
03/19/2009
05:28

Carmageddon '09 - Lemon Aid
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Due to the auto industry meltdown, the mysterious 3 a.m. phone calls to the White House may be regarding car warranties.
03/30/2009
02:23

CNN - Stop the Press
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CNN's Susan Roesgen makes a difference while covering the floods in Fargo, ND.
03/30/2009
03:51

Borderline Cops
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Aasif Mandvi attempts to figure out which border patrolman is the Mexican in this scenario.
03/30/2009
06:37

Jack Cafferty
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Jack Cafferty believes the outrage over Bush created the opportunity for Obama to become the next president.
03/30/2009
00:44

Intro - Wolf Blitzer's Beard
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Jon wants Jack Cafferty to tell him the truth about Wolf Blitzer's beard.
03/30/2009
00:54

Daily/Colbert - Car Collection
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Stephen owns several dozen midsize sedans that were made in the past three years.
03/30/2009
00:17

Moment of Zen - Car of the Future
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A classic car commercial promotes a car that drives itself.
03/30/2009
00:29

Intro - Kosher for Passover
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The Seth Rogen interview will be kosher for Passover.
03/31/2009
05:57

Seth Rogen
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Seth Rogen recommends bulimia for weight loss, despite the fact that all of his teeth are now fake.
03/31/2009
00:22

Moment of Zen - Overseas Contingency Operations Budget
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Pentagon Press Secretary Geoff Morrell can't recall the new way to refer to war spending.
03/31/2009
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