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R.I.P. Charlton Heston
04/07/2008
Heston was like Ronald Reagan, if Reagan had been an actor.
03:24
The Word - Let The Games Begin
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Stephen has a solution to the controversy surrounding the Beijing Olympic Games.
04/03/2008
03:15
Peabody Credit
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Stephen credits Doritos for his success on winning the Peabody award.
04/03/2008
01:48
Tek Jansen - You Are the Best
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Jason Baker performs a live rendering of Tek Jansen's theme song.
04/03/2008
05:13
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two
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A teenage Tek Jansen grows up fast after joining Alpha Squad.
04/03/2008
05:41
Clay Shirky
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Clay Shirky encourages the Colbert Nation to do something interesting with Doritos bags.
04/03/2008
00:33
Intro - 4/3/08
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Boycott the Olympics in China? But when else will we get a chance to pole vault over the Great Wall?
04/03/2008
05:18
Trevor Paglen
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Trevor Paglen compiled a book of military patches worn by classified or top secret officers.
04/07/2008
06:00
Jesse Ventura
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Jesse Ventura has been surfing in Mexico, learning about revolution.
04/07/2008
00:30
Intro - 4/7/08
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Stephen explores the government's black ops program - tomorrow he'll be broadcasting from a Syrian prison.
04/07/2008
04:02
Democralypse Now - 3am
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In a rare moment of solidarity, Obama and McCain have responded to Hillary's ad campaign.
04/07/2008
02:55
R.I.P. Charlton Heston
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Stephen remembers Charlton Heston -- one of the last great Hollywood stars.
04/07/2008
03:21
Pope Coming to NYC
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Stephen tempts the Pope to come on the show with an iPod, Air Pope shoes and an unbaptized baby.
04/08/2008
06:04
Children's Drawings
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The children in Pennsylvania are so excited about Stephen's visit, they sent him their artwork.
04/08/2008
06:57
Madeleine Albright
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Stephen promises Madeleine Albright a private showing of his portrait at the Smithsonian.
04/08/2008
00:29
Intro - 4/8/08
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More about Stephen's upcoming trip to Philly -- remember, no brotherly glove, no brotherly love.
04/08/2008
02:23
Wilford Brimley Calls - Donation
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Wilford Brimley is working the phones for the McCain campaign and calls Stephen for a donation.
04/08/2008
04:12
The Word - Starter Country
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Senators Clinton and Obama, prove that you are ready to run a country -- just not this one.
04/09/2008
07:00
Jeff Gore
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Stephen has an exclusive -- Jeff Gore, founder of Citizens for Retiring the Penny, is endorsing Obama.
04/09/2008
05:36
Cheating Death - Sexual Health
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A new survey reports that healthy sex should last three to 13 minutes, but Stephen knows better.
04/09/2008
02:50
Olympic Torch
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Stephen gives the Olympic Torch some advice to aid its journey.
04/09/2008
00:29
Intro - 4/9/08
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Democratic candidates have raised record amounts of money -- hydroponic grow lights must be expensive.
04/09/2008
00:28
Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South Park
Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
01:00
"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short Treks
Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
01:41
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
01:22
Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
Out of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022