The Colbert Report
Spay and Neuter Your Pets
Season 5 • 01/15/2009
Stephen's pets are out there humping their brains out.
The Colbert ReportS5 Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is Big
Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/14/09
Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
The Colbert ReportS5 Alan Khazei
Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Commemorative Plates
If you order in the next 30 minutes you can get two sets of commemorative plates billed to your credit card.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Last Bush Effigy
Stephen expects Iran to send George W. Bush's effigy off in style.
The Colbert ReportS5 Shepard Fairey
Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bush's Romance With the Media - David Gregory
David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/15/09
A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bush and the Press
There was always something about reporters that rubbed President Bush the wrong way.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Monkey on the Lam
Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
The Colbert ReportS5 Spay and Neuter Your Pets
Spay or neuter your pets because Stephen's are out there humping their brains out.
The Colbert ReportS5 Frank Rich
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
The Colbert ReportS5 MLK Day Mascot
In honor of the man who boldly said, "I have a dream," Stephen proudly introduces the Martin Luther King Day mascot, Dreamy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/19/09
Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Sacrifice
Somehow President Bush manages to make something that was once evil into a virtue.
The Colbert ReportS5 Boiling Frog Metaphor
To honor President Bush's last day, Stephen places his slowly simmered frog on the bookshelf.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Inauguration Breakdown
After watching Barack Obama's inauguration, Stephen wants to be black for just one day.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jabari Asim
Jabari Asim thinks Barack Obama is an opportunity for us to redefine ourselves as a country.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen Realizes He's Black
Stephen's reaction to Obama's inauguration must logically mean he is a black man.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be Like Lincoln
Lincoln's oratory made him president, but his beard made him a legend.
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