The Colbert Report
Spay and Neuter Your Pets
Season 5 • 01/15/2009
Stephen's pets are out there humping their brains out.
Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is BigThe Colbert ReportS5
Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
Intro - 1/14/09The Colbert ReportS5
Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
Alan KhazeiThe Colbert ReportS5
Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
Commemorative PlatesThe Colbert ReportS5
If you order in the next 30 minutes you can get two sets of commemorative plates billed to your credit card.
The Last Bush EffigyThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen expects Iran to send George W. Bush's effigy off in style.
Shepard FaireyThe Colbert ReportS5
Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
Bush's Romance With the Media - David GregoryThe Colbert ReportS5
David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
Intro - 1/15/09The Colbert ReportS5
A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it.
Bush and the PressThe Colbert ReportS5
There was always something about reporters that rubbed President Bush the wrong way.
Tip/Wag - Monkey on the LamThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
Spay and Neuter Your PetsThe Colbert ReportS5
Spay or neuter your pets because Stephen's are out there humping their brains out.
Frank RichThe Colbert ReportS5
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
MLK Day MascotThe Colbert ReportS5
In honor of the man who boldly said, "I have a dream," Stephen proudly introduces the Martin Luther King Day mascot, Dreamy.
Intro - 1/19/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
The Word - SacrificeThe Colbert ReportS5
Somehow President Bush manages to make something that was once evil into a virtue.
Boiling Frog MetaphorThe Colbert ReportS5
To honor President Bush's last day, Stephen places his slowly simmered frog on the bookshelf.
Stephen's Inauguration BreakdownThe Colbert ReportS5
After watching Barack Obama's inauguration, Stephen wants to be black for just one day.
Jabari AsimThe Colbert ReportS5
Jabari Asim thinks Barack Obama is an opportunity for us to redefine ourselves as a country.
Stephen Realizes He's BlackThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's reaction to Obama's inauguration must logically mean he is a black man.
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be Like LincolnThe Colbert ReportS5
Lincoln's oratory made him president, but his beard made him a legend.
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