The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Garden Statement

Season 10 • 11/29/2005

New Jersey tries to attract more tourists by changing its motto.

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Shopping Maul

Jon shows footage of a Black Friday riot and relates it to other countries' mob traditions.
11/28/2005
00:10

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Moment of Zen - Police Training

Police train on proper footwork and the handling of guns and dogs as a foreign language plays in the background.
11/28/2005
03:22

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OK Consumer

Rob Corddry reports from a Wal-Mart in Tennessee and North Carolina, detailing how manic enthusiasm for Black Friday is good for the economy.
11/28/2005
03:08

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Flotation Vice

Jon recaps the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, featuring an M&M balloon crashing into a lamppost.
11/28/2005
00:17

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Moment of Zen - President George W. Bush Rides a Bicycle with Team China

President George W. Bush shakes hands with the national Chinese bicycle team, and then they ride off together.
11/29/2005
00:51

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Daily/Colbert - Peggy Noonan

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert list the names of the speeches that Peggy Noonan wrote, which include the NWA song "F**k the Police."
11/29/2005
02:33

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Maple Grief

Samantha Bee tries to explain the Canadian government system as well as where the country is located.
11/29/2005
06:57

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Peggy Noonan

Jon Stewart interviews author Peggy Noonan about her biography of Pope John Paul II: "John Paul The Great."
11/29/2005
02:17

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Headlines - Canada in Crisis - Northern Blights

The government of Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin collapses after a vote of no confidence following a money laundering scandal.
11/29/2005
02:26

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Headlines - Congressional Update - Rich Cunningham

Congressman Rich Cunningham pleads guilty to fraud, tax evasion and receiving $2.4 million dollars worth of bribes.
11/29/2005
05:10

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Garden Statement

Jason Jones reports on New Jersey's pursuit of a new state motto that will hopefully attract more tourists.
11/29/2005
04:34

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Mess O'Potamia - Operation Not-That-Bad

Jon reports on the growing unpopularity of the war in Iraq and how Republicans in Congress and the White House are handling it by mentioning other people.
11/30/2005
03:04

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Rallying With Troops

Senior Political Analyst Ed Helms reports from Annapolis and Hooters on the importance of backdrop appearances and the military's Special Photo Ops unit.
11/30/2005
02:52

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De-Weakening Iraq

Senior Correspondent Rob Corddry reports from Iraq and explains how the war will not be won until the U.S. puts as much power in the hands of Islamists as possible.
11/30/2005
00:20

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Moment of Zen - Terminate Piracy

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jackie Chan take to their motorcycles and dodge explosions to warn about the dangers of movie piracy.
11/30/2005
07:26

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Nancy Pelosi

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi decries America's continued involvement in Iraq and lauds Senator Jack Murtha for his recent courageous words.
11/30/2005
01:28

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Operation Not-This-Guy

Jon is stunned to learn that John Kerry is the man the Democrats chose to respond to the president's refusal to withdraw troops from Iraq.
11/30/2005
00:48

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Daily/Colbert - So-Called

Stephen Colbert questions guest Nancy Pelosi's status as Congresswoman and House Minority Leader.
11/30/2005
02:26

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
You, Your Health & You - World AIDS Day!

The president celebrates World AIDS Day by con-demning the penises of those with AIDS.
12/01/2005
04:29

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Silent Night, Holy Crap

Bob Wiltfong investigates ways to stay safe this Christmas thanks to a security expert and a strange man who celebrates Hanukah instead.
12/01/2005
02:50

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Spruce Almighty

The homeless orphans of Hurricane Katrina band together to give the Rockefeller Center tree a hat.
12/01/2005
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