The Colbert Report

Intro - 5/3/06

Season 2 • 05/03/2006

Stephen didn't realize FEMA was ever mantled.

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Magic!

Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
05/02/2006
06:13

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Mike Huckabee

Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
05/02/2006
07:32

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Stephen for Press Secretary

Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
05/02/2006
03:33

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The Word - Healthy Appetite

America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
05/02/2006
00:31

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Intro - 5/2/06

Stephen reports on America's obesity problem, immigrant rallies and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
05/02/2006
04:45

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The Word - Name Game

Deer have been getting into Michael Chertoff's azaleas, so Stephen sends him some deterrent.
05/03/2006
03:34

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Stephen's Sound Advice - Gas Prices

Stephen put 10 cans of creamed corn in his tank, and he didn't get anywhere.
05/03/2006
03:20

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Alan Town

Whenever there's a protest, Stephen sends a camera crew down to get some footage. Then he sends that footage to the feds.
05/03/2006
01:08

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Betterer Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil Gingrey Bonus Edition

The Colbert Report presents Rep. Phil Gingrey in a staged reading of "Gone with the Wind."
05/03/2006
06:21

The Colbert ReportS2
Paul Rieckhoff

The last time Stephen checked, you needed four stars and a condo in Pebble Beach to speak out against the war.
05/03/2006
00:29

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Intro - 5/3/06

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Paul Rieckhoff and Congress recommends dismantling FEMA.
05/03/2006
00:35

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Intro - 5/4/06

Stephen reports on Chinese bishops, sits down with Oregon Representative Earl Blumenauer, and discusses golf with Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly.
05/04/2006
03:51

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National Day of Prayer

Stephen explains what you can ask God for on the government-sanctioned National Day of Prayer.
05/04/2006
01:03

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Oregon's 3rd - Earl Blumenauer

Stephen asks Congressman Earl Blumenauer about Jack Kevorkian: great doctor or the greatest doctor?
05/04/2006
06:24

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Better Know a District - Oregon's 3rd - Earl Blumenauer

According to bicycle-loving Congressman Earl Blumenauer, Oregon's 3rd District is an extremely livable community.
05/04/2006
06:13

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Rick Reilly

Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly talks with Stephen about golf, steroids and swimsuit models.
05/04/2006
00:17

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Stephen's Keys

Stephen says goodbye and thanks God for helping him find his keys.
05/04/2006
02:40

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The Word - Indulgence

Stephen urges the Vatican to compromise with the Chinese government for the sake of profit.
05/04/2006
06:05

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Shere Hite

Stephen talks to feminine sexuality expert Shere Hite about female orgasms, the clitoris and societal expectations of sex.
05/08/2006
02:05

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Stegul

The San Francisco Zoo has named a baby eagle after Stephen, but Stephen fears that the parents may be gay dad eagles.
05/08/2006
02:03

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Porter Goss Resignation

The resignation of CIA Director Porter Goss has tongues wagging all over Washington.
05/08/2006
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