The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/3/06
Season 2 • 05/03/2006
Stephen didn't realize FEMA was ever mantled.
The Colbert ReportS2 Magic!
Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
The Colbert ReportS2 Mike Huckabee
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen for Press Secretary
Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Healthy Appetite
America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/2/06
Stephen reports on America's obesity problem, immigrant rallies and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Name Game
Deer have been getting into Michael Chertoff's azaleas, so Stephen sends him some deterrent.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Sound Advice - Gas Prices
Stephen put 10 cans of creamed corn in his tank, and he didn't get anywhere.
The Colbert ReportS2 Alan Town
Whenever there's a protest, Stephen sends a camera crew down to get some footage. Then he sends that footage to the feds.
The Colbert ReportS2 Betterer Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil Gingrey Bonus Edition
The Colbert Report presents Rep. Phil Gingrey in a staged reading of "Gone with the Wind."
The Colbert ReportS2 Paul Rieckhoff
The last time Stephen checked, you needed four stars and a condo in Pebble Beach to speak out against the war.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/3/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Paul Rieckhoff and Congress recommends dismantling FEMA.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/4/06
Stephen reports on Chinese bishops, sits down with Oregon Representative Earl Blumenauer, and discusses golf with Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly.
The Colbert ReportS2 National Day of Prayer
Stephen explains what you can ask God for on the government-sanctioned National Day of Prayer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Oregon's 3rd - Earl Blumenauer
According to bicycle-loving Congressman Earl Blumenauer, Oregon's 3rd District is an extremely livable community.
The Colbert ReportS2 Rick Reilly
Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly talks with Stephen about golf, steroids and swimsuit models.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Keys
Stephen says goodbye and thanks God for helping him find his keys.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Indulgence
Stephen urges the Vatican to compromise with the Chinese government for the sake of profit.
The Colbert ReportS2 Shere Hite
Stephen talks to feminine sexuality expert Shere Hite about female orgasms, the clitoris and societal expectations of sex.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stegul
The San Francisco Zoo has named a baby eagle after Stephen, but Stephen fears that the parents may be gay dad eagles.
The Colbert ReportS2 Porter Goss Resignation
The resignation of CIA Director Porter Goss has tongues wagging all over Washington.
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