Important Things with Demetri Martin
Demetrocles
Season 1 • 02/25/2009

Plato's predecessor ponders the laws of attraction and nature's terrible mistakes.

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Parking Fight

Two men who are ill-equipped to fight engage in a lengthy screaming match over a parking spot.
02/18/2009
02:48

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Me vs. You

Demetri performs an ode to bitter enemies who stand on different ground.
02/18/2009
01:52

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Some Jokes About Power

The human race imposes its ranking above the animal kingdom with several bizarre displays of dominance.
02/18/2009
03:48

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The Revenger

A superhero's life is thrown into disarray after he learns a surprising fact about his father's death.
02/18/2009
01:44

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Creedocide

There's a new rodent control method that promises to get rid of rats the spiritual way.
02/18/2009
00:52

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1
The Prince and the Pauper

Five years after "The Prince and the Pauper," the former prince makes a bold suggestion to his replacement.
02/25/2009
01:58

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Some Data About Brains

Demetri discusses neck thickness, improper fractions and the association between memory and the senses.
02/25/2009
01:27

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Jokes About Brains

Demetri muses about conjoined twins, tricky abbreviations, eating candy while colorblind and other puzzling things.
02/25/2009
00:43

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Da Mici

The great inventor Da Mici searches for the mechanism that allows creatures to fly.
02/25/2009
04:15

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Greatest Minds

After traveling through time, Benjamin Franklin, William Shakespeare and Galileo Galilei hassle a waitress at a modern-day restaurant.
02/25/2009
00:42

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1
Demetrocles

Plato's predecessor ponders the laws of attraction and nature's terrible mistakes.
02/25/2009
01:26

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Demetri's Amusement Park

Demetri animates the newest theme park attractions, including the Ferris Wall, the Anticipator and Certain Death.
03/04/2009
03:02

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Bad Reception

A wedding guest sizes up two inevitably unlucky seating possibilities.
03/04/2009
02:08

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Urinal Talk

Two employees trash-talk their coworkers during an unusually long bathroom break.
03/04/2009
01:08

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Some Jokes About Chairs

Demetri considers the origins of seats and why they're so important when it comes to receiving bad news.
03/04/2009
02:22

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Sitting Analysis

Demetri illustrates the paradoxes of sitting, the wonders of air travel and the changing nature of couches.
03/04/2009
02:23

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Guy with a Neck Brace

Demetri demonstrates the daily obstacles faces by a New Yorker wearing a neck brace.
03/11/2009
01:19

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Safety Analysis

Demetri illustrates tricks for dealing with wild animals based on their names.
03/11/2009
01:53

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Spring Haven Home

At Spring Haven, there'll be no more paintballing the elderly or lying about Tony Bennett concerts.
03/11/2009
02:28

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Health Class, 1231 A.D.

Dark Age students learn about the birds and the bees, including the importance of witches.
03/11/2009
00:42

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Some Jokes About Safety

Demetri imagines the worst kinds of burns and reveals his ingenious early warning system for house fires.
03/11/2009
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