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Important Things with Demetri Martin
Demetrocles
Season 1 E 3 • 02/25/2009
An ancient Greek thinker loses out to a dumb brute.
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01:56
Parking Fight
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E2
Two men who are ill-equipped to fight engage in a lengthy screaming match over a parking spot.
02/18/2009
02:48
Me vs. You
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E2
Demetri performs an ode to bitter enemies who stand on different ground.
02/18/2009
01:52
Some Jokes About Power
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E2
The human race imposes its ranking above the animal kingdom with several bizarre displays of dominance.
02/18/2009
03:48
The Revenger
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E2
A superhero's life is thrown into disarray after he learns a surprising fact about his father's death.
02/18/2009
01:44
Creedocide
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E2
There's a new rodent control method that promises to get rid of rats the spiritual way.
02/18/2009
00:52
The Prince and the Pauper
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
Five years after "The Prince and the Pauper," the former prince makes a bold suggestion to his replacement.
02/25/2009
01:58
Some Data About Brains
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
Demetri discusses neck thickness, improper fractions and the association between memory and the senses.
02/25/2009
01:27
Jokes About Brains
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
Demetri muses about conjoined twins, tricky abbreviations, eating candy while colorblind and other puzzling things.
02/25/2009
00:43
Da Mici
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
The great inventor Da Mici searches for the mechanism that allows creatures to fly.
02/25/2009
04:15
Greatest Minds
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
After traveling through time, Benjamin Franklin, William Shakespeare and Galileo Galilei hassle a waitress at a modern-day restaurant.
02/25/2009
00:42
Demetrocles
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E3
Plato's predecessor ponders the laws of attraction and nature's terrible mistakes.
02/25/2009
01:26
Demetri's Amusement Park
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E4
Demetri animates the newest theme park attractions, including the Ferris Wall, the Anticipator and Certain Death.
03/04/2009
03:02
Bad Reception
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E4
A wedding guest sizes up two inevitably unlucky seating possibilities.
03/04/2009
02:08
Urinal Talk
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E4
Two employees trash-talk their coworkers during an unusually long bathroom break.
03/04/2009
01:08
Some Jokes About Chairs
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E4
Demetri considers the origins of seats and why they're so important when it comes to receiving bad news.
03/04/2009
02:22
Sitting Analysis
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E4
Demetri illustrates the paradoxes of sitting, the wonders of air travel and the changing nature of couches.
03/04/2009
02:23
Guy with a Neck Brace
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E5
Demetri demonstrates the daily obstacles faces by a New Yorker wearing a neck brace.
03/11/2009
01:19
Safety Analysis
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E5
Demetri illustrates tricks for dealing with wild animals based on their names.
03/11/2009
01:53
Spring Haven Home
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E5
At Spring Haven, there'll be no more paintballing the elderly or lying about Tony Bennett concerts.
03/11/2009
02:28
Health Class, 1231 A.D.
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E5
Dark Age students learn about the birds and the bees, including the importance of witches.
03/11/2009
00:42
Some Jokes About Safety
Important Things with Demetri Martin
S1 E5
Demetri imagines the worst kinds of burns and reveals his ingenious early warning system for house fires.
03/11/2009
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