The Colbert Report
Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run Again
Season 7 • 02/01/2011
Hosni Mubarak announces that he was never interested in being a dictator -- he wanted to dance.
Mubarak, Mu ProblemsThe Colbert ReportS7
The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry HatThe Colbert ReportS7
Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
Sign Off - Kim Jong-bearThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
Paul OffitThe Colbert ReportS7
Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health.
Intro - 1/31/11The Colbert ReportS7
Egypt is burning, there's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit talks about the importance of vaccines.
Sign Off - DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless WyngzThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with a DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz box.
Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie DachThe Colbert ReportS7
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
Thought for Food - Nestle CorporationThe Colbert ReportS7
Thanks to the Nestle Corporation, nearly a third of Americans will never get the chance to be obese.
Michael LewisThe Colbert ReportS7
Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves.
Thought for Food - Wyngz & Wal-MartThe Colbert ReportS7
DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity.
Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run AgainThe Colbert ReportS7
Hosni Mubarak is out, but Sean Hannity knows that the Egyptian uprising won't necessarily end in democracy.
Intro - 2/2/11The Colbert ReportS7
America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Kelly has a new book about classic literature.
Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats BeerThe Colbert ReportS7
A British actor is cast as the next Superman, and Walgreens offers a discount beer for 50 cents a can.
Crisis in EgyptThe Colbert ReportS7
Christiane Aman-purr must decide whether Egypt's revolution is a democratic uprising or an Islamic power grab.
Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr & Big Flats BeerThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr and a can of Big Flats beer.
Sean Dorrance KellyThe Colbert ReportS7
Sean Dorrance Kelly believes that we've lost the notion of what's sacred in our existence.
Bing Gets ServedThe Colbert ReportS7
The tech world is rocked as Google catches Bing in the act of copying its search results.
Cairo Turns Into the Jersey ShoreThe Colbert ReportS7
Cairo turns into the "Jersey Shore" as pro-Mubarak supporters punch Anderson Cooper in the head.
Sport Report - Super Bowl EditionThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen will not be satisfied unless the Reagan tribute at the Super Bowl takes up the full halftime show and the third quarter.
Intro - 2/3/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen has a strong feeling about which two teams are going to play in the Super Bowl and talks to Jane McGonigal about video games.
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