The Colbert Report
Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run Again
Season 7 • 02/01/2011
Hosni Mubarak announces that he was never interested in being a dictator -- he wanted to dance.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mubarak, Mu Problems
The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
The Colbert ReportS7 Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry Hat
Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Kim Jong-bear
Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
The Colbert ReportS7 Paul Offit
Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/31/11
Egypt is burning, there's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit talks about the importance of vaccines.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz
Stephen signs off with a DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz box.
The Colbert ReportS7 Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie Dach
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
The Colbert ReportS7 Thought for Food - Nestle Corporation
Thanks to the Nestle Corporation, nearly a third of Americans will never get the chance to be obese.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves.
The Colbert ReportS7 Thought for Food - Wyngz & Wal-Mart
DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity.
The Colbert ReportS7 Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run Again
Hosni Mubarak is out, but Sean Hannity knows that the Egyptian uprising won't necessarily end in democracy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 2/2/11
America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Kelly has a new book about classic literature.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats Beer
A British actor is cast as the next Superman, and Walgreens offers a discount beer for 50 cents a can.
The Colbert ReportS7 Crisis in Egypt
Christiane Aman-purr must decide whether Egypt's revolution is a democratic uprising or an Islamic power grab.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr & Big Flats Beer
Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr and a can of Big Flats beer.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sean Dorrance Kelly
Sean Dorrance Kelly believes that we've lost the notion of what's sacred in our existence.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bing Gets Served
The tech world is rocked as Google catches Bing in the act of copying its search results.
The Colbert ReportS7 Cairo Turns Into the Jersey Shore
Cairo turns into the "Jersey Shore" as pro-Mubarak supporters punch Anderson Cooper in the head.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sport Report - Super Bowl Edition
Stephen will not be satisfied unless the Reagan tribute at the Super Bowl takes up the full halftime show and the third quarter.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 2/3/11
Stephen has a strong feeling about which two teams are going to play in the Super Bowl and talks to Jane McGonigal about video games.
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