The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 7 • 08/14/2002
Reptoid children, you turn around and they're 17.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - A Short War
Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Scott Ritter
It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Canadian Ass Candy
Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Group Sects
The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Mark Your Calendar - August
Be sure to tell women that they're your equal this month. That ought to shut them up.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Heat Wave
The audience is guaranteed to enjoy tonight's show for one reason, air conditioning.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Right Trend Direction
President Bush details the last 6 quarters of economic activity.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Econ Artists
President Bush admits that times are kind of tough, but don't worry people, he's holding a one day economic forum. And Saddam Hussein issues a statement of condemnation.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Elvis Week
The 25th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death is celebrated in his hometown of Memphis, Tennessee.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Words of Mass Destruction
The United States launches a powerful theoretical attack of large font sans serif characters against Iraq, some even equipped with italics.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon's new show helps colorful crackpots get the message out about reptoid children, mind-control in Montauk and alien attacks on Los Angeles.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Intro - Blue Crush
Jon is going to see Blue Crush for the surfing, not for the hot ladies in bikinis.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Receding Airlines
Part of the airlines' new plan is to make thousands of tiny planes on sticks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Mr. Coughy
The cigarette machines come with a variety of virtual sales clerks who silently judge you.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Civil Lights
Stephen Colbert highlights the smokers' dream that one day we will all be judged by the content of our character and not the color of our lungs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Plane Trouble
Rob Corddry has some great notes on why the airlines are in trouble, but they got taken away from him during the routine security strip search.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Rich Eisen
Rich Eisen and Jon talk about the Harlem Little League and Rich's favorite interview.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment Of Zen - Virtual Sales Clerk
A computer-generated black man in a cigarette machine won't sell cigarettes to minors.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Denis Leary
If Jon Stewart believed everything Denis Leary said while drunk, he would be Mrs. Denis Leary by now.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Even Stevphen - War
Stephen Colbert is not surprised that Ed Helms didn't go to Princeton, because Ed is stupid.
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