The Colbert Report
Season 4 E 39 • 03/20/2008
When you drink Aqua Colbert, you're drinking the world.
The Colbert ReportS4 E38Pennsylvania Primary
Go to DonorsChoose.org and vote for Hillary or Obama and help raise money for Pennsylvania schools!
The Colbert ReportS4 E38Dee Dee Myers
Dee Dee Myers tells Stephen what would happen if women ruled the world.
The Colbert ReportS4 E38The Word - The Gospel of John
Stephen thinks Obama could learn something from McCain and his new pastor friends.
The Colbert ReportS4 E38Patterson Affair
Cheating at the Days Inn is like going off your diet for a Tootsie Roll - at the Days Inn.
The Colbert ReportS4 E38Intro - 3/19/08
The controversy over Obama's former pastor rages on, though not as much as his former pastor.
The Colbert ReportS4 E38Tip/Wag - Afghanistan
Shame on you, soldiers in Afghanistan, for arousing our president's envy!
The Colbert ReportS4 E39Watershift Down: Getting the Sea Monkey Off America's Aqua-Back
Stephen dedicates the whole show to water and pledges not to drink a single drop.
The Colbert ReportS4 E39Water Is Life
Stephen visits the American Museum of Natural History to learn more about the power of water.
The Colbert ReportS4 E39Setting Water on Fire
Stephen thinks it's great that someone has finally found a use for water.
The Colbert ReportS4 E39Dean Kamen
Stephen puts inventor Dean Kamen's vapor compression distiller to the test.
The Colbert ReportS4 E39Aqua Colbert
Thirst locally and drink globally with Stephen's new line of bottled water, Aqua Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 3/31/08
Stephen doesn't report on the crushing of dissidents in Tibet. Sorry, monks -- next time, get reincarnated in America.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode One Revisited
This is where it began - a teenage Tek Jansen stumbles into his first intergalactic adventure!
The Colbert ReportS4 Opening Day
One hundred years and the Cubs are still sticking in there. That's all McCain is asking for in Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS4 Michael Reynolds
Michael Reynolds builds energy-efficient homes out of a natural resource: our garbage.
The Colbert ReportS4 Eric Alterman
Eric Alterman explains that liberalism is about truth, and truth is complicated.
The Colbert ReportS4 Bowling in PA
Obama wooed Pennsylvania's blue collar bowling vote by hitting the lanes -- which was followed by a response from Hillary's campaign.
The Colbert ReportS4 Portrait Displayed
Stephen's portrait earns an extended stay at the Smithsonian's National Treasures of American History Exhibit.
The Colbert ReportS4 Portrait Update
Stephen gets a surprise call from Brent Glass, director of the Smithsonian's National Treasure Exhibit.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Pick Sicks
Stephen tries his hand at Oregon's new health care lottery.
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