The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Shield of Dreams
Season 5 • 05/02/2001
Bush took a gamble by speaking about missile defense at the U.S. National Defense University.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Dominic Chianese
Dominic Chianese's character on "The Sopranos" is kind of a jerk.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Women's Health with Vance DeGeneres - Menopause
Menopause isn't sad if you take a minute to understand what is happening to that delicate flower you call your "womanhood."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines- Major League Gashole
The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 The Other Killer White Meat
Nicky Augoustino was just like any other strip club owning bachelor with a talking bird -- until tragedy hit.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back in Black - Abusing the System
The president should forget the missile shield and start work on an anti-livestock shield.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Nuclear
President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Fire Away
According to Mo Rocca, 100% of the American public work at Lockheed Martin and love the proposed missile defense system.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Shield of Dreams - Technology
Senior Military Analyst Steve Carell presents the latest anti-biological vapor that can render New York City both safe and pine fresh.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Mammal in the Mirror
For years, the dolphin mirror industry has been haunted by the question: "When dolphins look in the mirror, what do they see?"
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Dastardly Nations
You have to look at foreign nations the same way you have to look at women -- you must assume they are all out to destroy you.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Shield of Dreams
After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Dream Con
The Nova Dreamer claims to help you control your dreams.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven
"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Priests Singing
A group of orthodox priests sing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Press Corpse
Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Robert Patrick
Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 It's Not Easy Being Green
Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Pet Sedentary
Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - T-Ball
Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Strom of the Century
While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
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