The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Tex Mex

Season 8 • 01/13/2004

President Bush visits Mexico and a loving crowd is there to greet him.

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Moment of Zen - Paul O'Neal

Former Treasury Secretary, Paul O'Neal doesn't think he'll be attacked for telling the truth about George W. Bush.
01/12/2004
03:48

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Right Out Of The Closet

Ed Helms explains that conservatives are here and control the entire government, most major corporations and many media outlets. Get used to it.
01/12/2004
02:23

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Atkins Meat Puppets

Carbohydrates are the new evil -- just as an earlier generation scorned fat, and the generation before that, Communism.
01/12/2004
02:00

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Headlines - Aliens

George W. Bush announces an overhaul of American's immigration policy that will offer amnesty to undocumented aliens -- if they'll vote for him.
01/12/2004
05:36

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Richard Lewis

Richard Lewis rants about President Bush, the soldiers, patriotism and domestic policy...all in one breath.
01/12/2004
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Moment of Zen - Club For Growth

A conservative activist group, Club for Growth, airs an ad against Howard Dean.
01/13/2004
02:19

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Showdown in Iowa

Rob Corddry believes Howard Dean should leave Iowa for the weekend and have a great time in Illinois.
01/13/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Howard Dean

Howard Dean is a tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, left-wing freak show.
01/13/2004
02:03

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Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Canning

Steve Carell spends his summer in the basement putting things in jars.
01/13/2004
07:12

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Catherine Weitz

Catherine Weitz sheds some light on the latest Mars mission.
01/13/2004
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Headlines - Tex Mex

Generalissimo George W. Bush meets with Mexican President Vicente Fox.
01/13/2004
02:40

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Mess O'Potamia - Paul O'Neill

Paul O'Neill says President Bush had plans to invade Iraq before attaining office, an allegation the Secretary of Defense defends against.
01/14/2004
00:36

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Intro - 1/14/04

Jon compares walking around with a set of keys to walking around in the freezing cold weather outside.
01/14/2004
00:45

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Mess O'Potamia - Hussein's Heroes

Saddam Hussein is granted prisoner of war status and a leather bomber jacket.
01/14/2004
03:38

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Carol Moseley Braun Pt. 2

Carol Moseley Braun decries the climate of fear surrounding the 2004 presidential election and aims to put a man on Manhattan.
01/14/2004
05:00

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The Man in the Mirror

Rob Corddry takes a look at the real victims of the Michael Jackson trial: those who impersonate Michael Jackson.
01/14/2004
02:10

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Wacko Michael

Michael Jackson prepares for his trial regarding alleged lewd and lascivious acts against children, though his brother insists he is 1000% innocent.
01/14/2004
04:10

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Carol Moseley Braun Pt. 1

Her Excellency Carol Moseley Braun talks about her candidacy in the upcoming Iowa caucus and hopes to generate the right alchemy.
01/14/2004
00:44

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Preview - 1/15/04

Jon sets up tomorrow's show and apologizes for all the politicians with a promise of the cast of "Sweet Valley High".
01/14/2004
00:13

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Moment of Zen - Jermaine Jackson

Jermaine Jackson insists his brother is not only 100% innocent, but 1000% innocent.
01/14/2004
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Headlines - 2 Fastows 2 Spurious

Enron's former chief financial officer Andrew Fastow faces 10 years in prison, meaning he not only embezzled money but sodomized people with it.
01/15/2004
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