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Death to Smoochy
Season 7 • 03/26/2003
Jon apologizes for sucking in "Death to Smoochy."
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01:34
Halliburton Wins
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The U.S. Government has already begun handing out contracts to corporations to clean up and rebuild the country we haven't finished bombing yet.
03/25/2003
05:18
Connie Nielsen
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Connie Nielsen lives like a white trash teenager, staying up late, having kids, and eating Snickers.
03/25/2003
02:30
Desert Storm II: Actual Storm
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Embedded reporter Rob Corddry reports from the middle of a sandstorm in Iraq, where the sky is orange and glass is in the forecast.
03/26/2003
00:24
Intro - 3/26/03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Jon is surprised to hear a fifty-year-old spring breaker in his audience request to see his tits.
03/26/2003
00:15
Moment of Zen - Sandstorm
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
American soldiers battle a fierce sandstorm in Iraq.
03/26/2003
02:12
Produce Pete Steve Carell - Beets
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Produce Pete Steve Carell takes his viewers to the glorious world of beets, where he teaches about its spinachy leaves and his wife-to-be Ivanka.
03/26/2003
03:13
Travel Tips
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ed Helms trots around the globe and learns that the globe doesn't like Americans so much.
03/26/2003
05:48
Ringo Starr
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ringo Starr constantly wonders what he is doing.
03/26/2003
02:46
You, Your Health & You - SARS
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The World Health Organization is confident it can stop the spread of a new disease called SARS, as long as it finds out what it is and how to treat it.
03/26/2003
01:09
Preview - 3/27/03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Jon previews tomorrow's show, featuring guest Hilary Swank and Ed Helms' look into celebrity politics.
03/26/2003
01:02
Death to Smoochy
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Jon apologizes for sucking in "Death to Smoochy," which troops in the Middle East are apparently watching when they get a chance to relax.
03/26/2003
00:40
Coalition of the Piddling - Monkeys for All
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Coalition of the Willing member, Morocco, is offering monkeys, riding battle koalas, to help detonate land mines.
03/27/2003
01:54
Coalition of the Piddling
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The newest addition of the Coalition of the Willing is Palau, which will come in handy if we need to liberate Samoa.
03/27/2003
03:28
Back in Black - Celine Boycott
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Americans are boycotting French fries, French wine, the Paris air show, but Lewis Black feels we should boycott Celine Dion first.
03/27/2003
06:01
Hilary Swank
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Despite knowing what happens, Hilary Swank was on the edge of her seat watching her latest film.
03/27/2003
01:22
Crazy Pot Questions
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Jon refuses to answer crazy pot questions from his audience members.
03/27/2003
01:58
Coalition of the Piddling - Palau
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
With Palau's help, we can make the Iraqi soldiers listless two generations from now.
03/27/2003
00:11
Moment of Zen - Celine Sweat
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
A clip from the CBS presentation of Celine Dion's live Vegas show.
03/27/2003
03:07
Coalition of the Piddling - Coalition Adorable
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Stephen Colbert feels that Ari Fleischer has undersold just how impressive the Coalition of the Willing can be made to sound.
03/27/2003
04:48
Chris Rock Pt. 1
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Chris Rock and Jon talk about the war in Iraq and the European success of Bon Jovi and David Hasselhoff.
03/31/2003
03:10
Chris Rock Pt. 2
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Chris Rock doesn't want his daughter to become a stripper, but her name's not helping.
03/31/2003
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