The Colbert Report
Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided Voters
Season 9 • 10/23/2012
The presidential election rests on low-income, low-educated females who are isolated from the news.
The Colbert ReportS9 Celebrity Campaign Endorsements
America should get used to the term "President Romney" because Mitt has picked up the biggest endorsement of all.
The Colbert ReportS9 Governor Magorium's Ganja Emporium
Puff the Magic Governor Andrew Cuomo wants to avoid drug charges against thousands of New Yorkers who are disproportionately black and Hispanic youth.
The Colbert ReportS9 CEO Blackmail & FEC Consent
Thanks to the Federal Election Commission, a CEO can require his employees to campaign for the candidate of his choice while the employee has no choice.
The Colbert ReportS9 Donald Sadoway
MIT Professor Donald Sadoway plans to minimize the world's oil dependence with the first liquid metal battery.
The Colbert ReportS9 Virginia's Voter Fraud Fighter
The voter watchdog spoilsports would have America believe that tampering with voter registration is a "federal crime" just because it is.
The Colbert ReportS9 Lance Armstrong's Doping Scandal
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency comes down on Lance Armstrong, and Stephen addresses accusations of ball doping.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Manischewitz
Stephen says goodnight and twists open a bottle of Manischewitz.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert's Debate 2012 Coverage
Mitt Romney lays out his prosecution of Barack Obama's weak foreign leadership and becomes a "plausible" president.
The Colbert ReportS9 John Grisham
John Grisham talks about his rivalry with Stephen King, his days as a starving lawyer, and his latest book, "The Racketeer."
The Colbert ReportS9 Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided Voters
The electoral kitchen is closing in two weeks, and some voters still can't decide if they want the black and white cookie or the decaf Wheat Thin.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention Tally
Stephen updates the "Days Without A GOP Rape Mention" whiteboard.
The Colbert ReportS9 Anthony Everitt
Historian Anthony Everitt talks about Rome's initial lack of culture, brutal empire conquests and his favorite ruler, Julius Caesar.
The Colbert ReportS9 Nonstop Libya-Gate Questions
Why didn't the consulate have more security, why was the intelligence so slow to come out, and if you put a statement in the form of a question, is that journalism?
The Colbert ReportS9 Donald Trump's October Surprise
Donald Trump drops the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game-changer in the human history of time.
The Colbert ReportS9 Richard Mourdock's Rape Comment
Richard Mourdock's rape remark upsets voters and possibly God, so Stephen enlightens his fellow conservatives on rape's approval rating.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 10/24/12
The Libya crisis raises questions, a GOP Senate candidate puts his foot in his mouth, and Anthony Everitt shares his expertise on ancient Roman culture.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Ghoulbert's Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide - Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks would rather help America's children than promote his latest film, "Cloud Atlas," in which he plays six different characters.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Murderer Skull Model
Stephen's scientific skull model dons a baseball cap.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mitch Daniels Pt. 1
Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels shares his book, "Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans," and endorses Stephen's book, "America Again."
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