The Colbert Report
Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided Voters
Season 9 • 10/23/2012
The presidential election rests on low-income, low-educated females who are isolated from the news.
Junk Food FeedThe Colbert ReportS9
The crippling drought forces American cattle farmers to think outside the box they pack their cows in.
Celebrity Campaign EndorsementsThe Colbert ReportS9
America should get used to the term "President Romney" because Mitt has picked up the biggest endorsement of all.
Governor Magorium's Ganja EmporiumThe Colbert ReportS9
Puff the Magic Governor Andrew Cuomo wants to avoid drug charges against thousands of New Yorkers who are disproportionately black and Hispanic youth.
CEO Blackmail & FEC ConsentThe Colbert ReportS9
Thanks to the Federal Election Commission, a CEO can require his employees to campaign for the candidate of his choice while the employee has no choice.
Donald SadowayThe Colbert ReportS9
MIT Professor Donald Sadoway plans to minimize the world's oil dependence with the first liquid metal battery.
Virginia's Voter Fraud FighterThe Colbert ReportS9
The voter watchdog spoilsports would have America believe that tampering with voter registration is a "federal crime" just because it is.
Lance Armstrong's Doping ScandalThe Colbert ReportS9
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency comes down on Lance Armstrong, and Stephen addresses accusations of ball doping.
Sign Off - ManischewitzThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen says goodnight and twists open a bottle of Manischewitz.
John GrishamThe Colbert ReportS9
John Grisham talks about his rivalry with Stephen King, his days as a starving lawyer, and his latest book, "The Racketeer."
Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided VotersThe Colbert ReportS9
The electoral kitchen is closing in two weeks, and some voters still can't decide if they want the black and white cookie or the decaf Wheat Thin.
Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention TallyThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen updates the "Days Without A GOP Rape Mention" whiteboard.
Anthony EverittThe Colbert ReportS9
Historian Anthony Everitt talks about Rome's initial lack of culture, brutal empire conquests and his favorite ruler, Julius Caesar.
Nonstop Libya-Gate QuestionsThe Colbert ReportS9
Why didn't the consulate have more security, why was the intelligence so slow to come out, and if you put a statement in the form of a question, is that journalism?
Donald Trump's October SurpriseThe Colbert ReportS9
Donald Trump drops the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game-changer in the human history of time.
Richard Mourdock's Rape CommentThe Colbert ReportS9
Richard Mourdock's rape remark upsets voters and possibly God, so Stephen enlightens his fellow conservatives on rape's approval rating.
Intro - 10/24/12The Colbert ReportS9
The Libya crisis raises questions, a GOP Senate candidate puts his foot in his mouth, and Anthony Everitt shares his expertise on ancient Roman culture.
Stephen Ghoulbert's Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide - Tom HanksThe Colbert ReportS9
Tom Hanks would rather help America's children than promote his latest film, "Cloud Atlas," in which he plays six different characters.
Sign Off - Murderer Skull ModelThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's scientific skull model dons a baseball cap.
Mitch Daniels Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels shares his book, "Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans," and endorses Stephen's book, "America Again."
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