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The Colbert Report
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Season 9 • 12/13/2012
The Executive Director of NETWORK talks about Christmas, pluralism, poverty and Paul Ryan.
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04:45
ThreatDown - Commie Unicorns & Foreman Barbie
The Colbert Report
S9
North Korean unicorns attract impressionable American girls to communism while Barbie spearheads the mancession.
12/11/2012
03:25
Ex-Gay Therapy Debate
The Colbert Report
S9
Therapy aimed at turning gay kids straight can cause depression and suicide, but outlawing it would require America to sit back and let people be gay.
12/11/2012
04:08
Fiscal Cliff Negotiations
The Colbert Report
S9
The Fiscal Cliff is coming to town, so all pundits are contractually obligated to talk about exciting budgetary policy for the next 20 days.
12/11/2012
03:21
Ground Zero Mosque-erade
The Colbert Report
S9
With no juicy stories to get angry about, Fox News pulls out the emergency Muslims and criticizes their lack of community programming.
12/12/2012
02:46
Success for Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen's book and nativity scene accessory, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't," tops Bill O'Reilly's book on Amazon.
12/12/2012
05:43
Stephen's Appointment with Destiny - Jeff Bingaman
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen starts to rake in endorsements for Jim DeMint's Senate seat, so Stephen's future-former colleague from New Mexico helps him prep for the job.
12/12/2012
06:34
Mandy Patinkin
The Colbert Report
S9
Emmy winner Mandy Patinkin describes his character on "Homeland" and shares a comprehensive perspective on terrorism.
12/12/2012
05:56
Uncensored - "Breaking Abbey"
The Colbert Report
S9
First Lady Michelle Antoinette previews the next season of "Downton Abbey" while the world's commoners are left to fear what will become of the aristocrats.
12/13/2012
03:41
Colbert Super PAC - The Ham Rove Memorial Fund
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen prays that Colbert Super PAC money is in a better place, and Ham's charitable fund scores a hefty donation from PO Box "Bite Me."
12/13/2012
02:29
Hurricane Sandy Mega Concert
The Colbert Report
S9
Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and Eric Clapton were all just opening acts for rock legend Stephen Colbert at the 12/12/12 Hurricane Sandy benefit.
12/13/2012
04:38
Simone Campbell
The Colbert Report
S9
Sister Simone Campbell discusses her "Nuns on the Bus" tour and explains how Paul Ryan's budget battle fails Jesus and the Constitution.
12/13/2012
03:33
The Platinum Debt Ceiling Solution
The Colbert Report
S9
Minting trillion dollar platinum coins to pay off America's debt is legal in that it is not technically illegal.
01/07/2013
00:33
Intro - 1/7/13
The Colbert Report
S9
America dodges a financial crisis, the PC police attack Bill O'Reilly, and Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales chats about his free encyclopedia.
01/07/2013
05:30
Blood in the Water - Bill O'Reilly's Racial Insensitivity
The Colbert Report
S9
Wikipedia's elephants page has more protection than elephants, and the liberal media twists Bill O'Reilly's compliment about Asians.
01/07/2013
04:59
Jimmy Wales
The Colbert Report
S9
Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales explains operating costs, censorship in China and the budding Wikivoyager.
01/07/2013
00:07
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
01/07/2013
02:44
Fiscal Cliff Deal & Disincentives
The Colbert Report
S9
Republicans accept President Obama's tax hikes on the wealthy, but luckily this horrible deal contains a few loopholes.
01/07/2013
02:53
Stephen's Holiday Break
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen spends the first six days of vacation just going to the bathroom.
01/07/2013
07:05
Cheating Death - Rage & Blood Transfusions
The Colbert Report
S9
People naturally blessed with soul-choking bitterness live longer than the terminally calm, and drinking young blood is a great alternative to exercising.
01/08/2013
04:08
Bin Laden Film Controversy
The Colbert Report
S9
Since America is long overdue for a thorough investigation into its use of torture in movies, the Senate Intelligence Committee goes after "Zero Dark Thirty."
01/08/2013
05:58
Chris Kluwe
The Colbert Report
S9
Chris Kluwe explains the punter's role and reiterates his support for pro-gay Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo.
01/08/2013
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