The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/21/13
Season 9 • 05/21/2013
Heart patients come across an unexpected treatment, and Noah Feldman talks about China.
Mazda Scandal Booth - The IRSThe Colbert ReportS9
The IRS targets tax-exempt organizations that don't have to reveal their donors, and acting commissioner Steve Miller loses his job.
Sign Off - Mazda Scandal BoothThe Colbert ReportS9
Obama's scandals encircle Stephen.
David SassoonThe Colbert ReportS9
Environmental journalist David Sassoon discusses dilbit spills, climate change and his online publication, InsideClimate News.
Mazda Scandal Booth - BenghaziThe Colbert ReportS9
Angry Republicans don't know where Benghazi is, and journalist Jonathan Karl admits that he never saw the rumored Benghazi cover-up email.
Mazda Scandal Booth - The IRS - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's lawyer explains that Colbert Super PAC SHH!'s tax-exempt status was never granted because he never filed for it.
Cheating Death - Sun Exposure & MarijuanaThe Colbert ReportS9
Sunlight treats high blood pressure, and marijuana improves metabolism.
Noah FeldmanThe Colbert ReportS9
Dr. Noah Feldman defines "Cool War" and explains why America should be afraid of China as a fast-rising, interdependent global superpower.
Irish Potato Famine PathogenThe Colbert ReportS9
Justice has finally been served for a cold-blooded killer who has been at large for over 150 years.
Census Bureau HarassmentThe Colbert ReportS9
Every few years, the Census Bureau shows up on people's front porches like a drunk ex-boyfriend, so Congressman Jeff Duncan attempts to stop it.
Intro - 5/21/13The Colbert ReportS9
An unexpected treatment alleviates heart disease, the government meddles in people's private lives, and Harvard's Noah Feldman discusses America's relationship with China.
Tip/Wag - Senators Mitch and Chong & Resourceful Rich FolkThe Colbert ReportS9
Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul say hemp is different from marijuana, and black-market Disney guides help rich families skip ride lines.
Intro - 5/22/13The Colbert ReportS9
PBS deals with a scandal, and indie rockers The National share their dark gloomy music.
"Citizen Koch"The Colbert ReportS9
PBS drops a documentary called "Citizen Koch" because it feared the reaction of billionaire sponsor David Koch.
IRS Tea Party ScandalThe Colbert ReportS9
House Speaker John Boehner wants to send someone to jail, and IRS official Lois Lerner refuses to testify in front of Congress.
Matt BerningerThe Colbert ReportS9
Matt Berninger of The National talks about Cincinnati's staple spaghetti dish, perfectionism and his band's meaningless moniker.
C.J. ChiversThe Colbert ReportS9
The New York Times's C.J. Chivers explains the ways in which the Syrians and Iraqis are involved in the same civil war.
AUMF Repeal - Andrew BacevichThe Colbert ReportS9
Retired Colonel Andrew Bacevich reviews President Obama's drone program speech and reveals the last time Congress declared war.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen will be thin as a rail after taking a week off.
AUMF RepealThe Colbert ReportS9
President Obama wants to repeal 60 words of eternal war-justifying deliciousness, but Senator Lindsey Graham would rather broaden Obama's war powers.
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