The Colbert Report
Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & Golf
Season 6 • 03/17/2010
Doctors urge men to get vasectomies for March Madness, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer.
I's on Edjukashun - Texas School BoardThe Colbert ReportS6
Eric Foner disagrees with the Texas school board's decision to give students a completely misleading view of history.
Thought for Food - Donna Simpson, Le Whif & Cat LitterThe Colbert ReportS6
A New Jersey resident strives to be the heaviest woman alive, Le Whif makes inhalable food, and a company turns corn into cat litter.
Sign Off - Remember to Wear GreenThe Colbert ReportS6
Don't forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day -- it really helps hides the vomit.
Barack Joe-BamaThe Colbert ReportS6
Barack Obama shows he's an average Joe ready to get down to the hard work of passing health care by rolling up his sleeves.
Intro - 3/16/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds out what's in children's textbooks and discusses the ethics of science with Rebecca Skloot.
Rebecca SklootThe Colbert ReportS6
Rebecca Skloot discusses Henrietta Lacks, whose cells were the first to be immortal and commercialized.
Nell Irvin PainterThe Colbert ReportS6
Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
United States Census 2010The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house.
Ireland's Shamrock ShortageThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds a shamrock replacement under some grow lights in his neighbor's backyard shed.
Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & GolfThe Colbert ReportS6
Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer.
Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James MartinThe Colbert ReportS6
James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
Middle Eastern DogsThe Colbert ReportS6
Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill ReminderThe Colbert ReportS6
An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
Mary MatalinThe Colbert ReportS6
Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points.
Claire McCaskillThe Colbert ReportS6
Claire McCaskill praises the health care reform bill and sends a message to Rush Limbaugh in Costa Rica.
Passover Dinner With ElijahThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen buys the most expensive bottle of Manischewitz for his Passover dinner with Elijah.
Geriatric Breeding ProgramThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures.
Sign Off - Friedrich SchillerThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen quotes Friedrich Schiller as he says goodnight.
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