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Stephen's Laws of Love
Season 2 • 02/09/2006
Celebrity couples make perfect examples for love advice.
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00:46
The Colbert Report
S2
The In-Box - Terry
Stephen dips into the In-Box and offers some advice for the environmentalist Hummer-owner.
02/08/2006
05:27
The Colbert Report
S2
Alan Dershowitz
Alan Dershowitz discusses the dangers of preemption and why invading Iran might not be a bad idea.
02/08/2006
00:35
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 2/8/06
Stephen would tell you what he's going to talk about with Alan Dershowitz tonight, but that would violate their attorney-pundit privilege.
02/08/2006
06:17
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 2nd - Chaka Fattah
Stephen sings with Congressman Chaka Fattah and asks him to decipher some Bill Cosby.
02/08/2006
01:22
The Colbert Report
S2
Electronic Surveillance
Alberto Gonzales defends the Bush administration's use of wiretaps by tracing their history all the way back to the first president.
02/08/2006
04:34
The Colbert Report
S2
Big Brass Balls Award
Influenced by the awards season, Stephen gives out his own Big Brass Balls Award.
02/09/2006
02:52
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
The Winter Olympics are a time for countries to put aside political squabbles and get their asses kicked by the U.S.A.
02/09/2006
00:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 2/9/06
Stephen will delve into everything from the Winter Olympics and George Packer's new book to his upcoming work with DMX.
02/09/2006
06:39
The Colbert Report
S2
George Packer
Stephen finds a better way to look at the Iraq war than George Packer's critique of it.
02/09/2006
02:05
The Colbert Report
S2
"Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)"
In honor of Valentine's Day, Stephen plays a video of a love song he wrote in the 80s.
02/09/2006
03:13
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen's Laws of Love
To be happy and successful in a relationship, Stephen reveals his four laws of love.
02/09/2006
07:16
The Colbert Report
S2
Lama Surya Das
Stephen tries to get Lama Surya Das to sell him on the concept of nonviolence for America.
02/21/2006
00:34
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 2/21/06
Stephen reports on disappointing Olympic athletes and prepares to interview the only politician from New Jersey who hasn't been accused of corruption.
02/21/2006
02:44
The Colbert Report
S2
Accidental Shooting
After a week off, Stephen returns with tragic news: he accidentally shot a friend in the face.
02/21/2006
03:25
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 13th
Orphan though it may be, New Jersey's 13th Congressional district makes Stephen feel lucky.
02/21/2006
04:15
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - U.S.A.? U.S.A.?
Stephen is upset that America refuses to win gold medals at the Winter Olympics by any means necessary.
02/21/2006
00:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Americana
Tonight's freedom fact takes a deeper look at Americana production.
02/21/2006
01:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - DNA
Stephen swabs some of his own DNA for a place of honor on his bookshelf.
02/21/2006
04:08
The Colbert Report
S2
ThreatDown - Gay Adoption
From gay adoption to roommates, Stephen goes over the five most-threatening issues in America.
02/22/2006
06:25
The Colbert Report
S2
Michael Eric Dyson
Dr. Michael Eric Dyson discusses the nation's racial divide in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
02/22/2006
00:43
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 2/22/06
From the United Arab Emirates wanting to control a U.S. port to the Katrina debacle, Stephen introduces the major topics of this episode.
02/22/2006
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