The Colbert Report
Stephen's Laws of Love
Season 2 • 02/09/2006
Celebrity couples make perfect examples for love advice.
The In-Box - TerryThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen dips into the In-Box and offers some advice for the environmentalist Hummer-owner.
Alan DershowitzThe Colbert ReportS2
Alan Dershowitz discusses the dangers of preemption and why invading Iran might not be a bad idea.
Intro - 2/8/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen would tell you what he's going to talk about with Alan Dershowitz tonight, but that would violate their attorney-pundit privilege.
Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 2nd - Chaka FattahThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen sings with Congressman Chaka Fattah and asks him to decipher some Bill Cosby.
Electronic SurveillanceThe Colbert ReportS2
Alberto Gonzales defends the Bush administration's use of wiretaps by tracing their history all the way back to the first president.
Big Brass Balls AwardThe Colbert ReportS2
Influenced by the awards season, Stephen gives out his own Big Brass Balls Award.
The Word - U.S.A.! U.S.A.!The Colbert ReportS2
The Winter Olympics are a time for countries to put aside political squabbles and get their asses kicked by the U.S.A.
Intro - 2/9/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen will delve into everything from the Winter Olympics and George Packer's new book to his upcoming work with DMX.
George PackerThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen finds a better way to look at the Iraq war than George Packer's critique of it.
"Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)"The Colbert ReportS2
In honor of Valentine's Day, Stephen plays a video of a love song he wrote in the 80s.
Stephen's Laws of LoveThe Colbert ReportS2
To be happy and successful in a relationship, Stephen reveals his four laws of love.
Lama Surya DasThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tries to get Lama Surya Das to sell him on the concept of nonviolence for America.
Intro - 2/21/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on disappointing Olympic athletes and prepares to interview the only politician from New Jersey who hasn't been accused of corruption.
Accidental ShootingThe Colbert ReportS2
After a week off, Stephen returns with tragic news: he accidentally shot a friend in the face.
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 13thThe Colbert ReportS2
Orphan though it may be, New Jersey's 13th Congressional district makes Stephen feel lucky.
The Word - U.S.A.? U.S.A.?The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is upset that America refuses to win gold medals at the Winter Olympics by any means necessary.
Fract - AmericanaThe Colbert ReportS2
Tonight's freedom fact takes a deeper look at Americana production.
Sign Off - DNAThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen swabs some of his own DNA for a place of honor on his bookshelf.
ThreatDown - Gay AdoptionThe Colbert ReportS2
From gay adoption to roommates, Stephen goes over the five most-threatening issues in America.
Michael Eric DysonThe Colbert ReportS2
Dr. Michael Eric Dyson discusses the nation's racial divide in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
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