The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/12/09
Season 5 • 05/12/2009
Should we lift the embargo on Cuba? Let Stephen say this in Spanish: no.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Fancy Feast
When Stephen sends his assistant to get pate, she only brings back the fanciest of feasts.
The Colbert ReportS5 Credit Card Industry Regulation - Tamara Draut
Tamara Draut believes industry regulation is necessary now that Americans are using credit for basic necessities.
The Colbert ReportS5 Credit Check
Credit card companies are part of an honest industry just trying to make 30% on a buck.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jeff Daniels
Jeff Daniels' explains how the play "God of Carnage" shows what happens once the mask of civility is taken away.
The Colbert ReportS5 Howard's End
The Vatican's hesitation to boycott Ron Howard's movie, "Angels & Demons," shocks and dismays Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cuba/US Trade Relations - Julia Sweig
Julia Sweig explains why America should bother opening trade relations with Cuba.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Re-Brand the GOP
The GOP needs to make painful, soul-searching, superficial changes to their image without altering anything inside.
The Colbert ReportS5 You Are a Dummy
If you were offended by any part of the show, it's probably when Stephen called you dumb, dummy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Ron Howard
Ron Howard tells Stephen that "Angels & Demons" is about Robert Langdon saving the church, even though Jesus already did that.
The Colbert ReportS5 Our Plan in Havana
Europeans try to take Americans' Cuba cash by lifting trade restrictions before the US.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 5/12/09
The embargo on Cuba could be lifted, and Ron Howard discusses his directorial work on the most anti-Catholic film since "Sister Act 2."
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 5/13/09
The government has a new method for funding health care, and Michael Pollan defends food.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Coke Party Protest
Stephen is already twitching with excitement over his Coke-fueled party to protest the soda tax.
The Colbert ReportS5 Colbert Platinum - $1,000 Dishes
Stephen's $1,000 omelet, $1,000 pizza and $1,000 sundae were worth every cent he didn't pay.
The Colbert ReportS5 Robert Gibbs Hates Ringing Cell Phones
Ringing cell phones distract from the illumination of Press Secretary Robert Gibbs' White House briefing.
The Colbert ReportS5 Michael Pollan
Michael Pollan advises that the best food to eat is anything with less than five ingredients in it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen Colbert Is Awesome
If you didn't notice tonight's theme, it was "Stephen Colbert is awesome."
The Colbert ReportS5 Yahweh or No Way - Father Cutie & Miss California
God wants priests to be celibate, and Miss California, Carrie Prejean, might be the second coming.
The Colbert ReportS5 Caveman Porn Stash
German archaeologists discover a caveman's porn sculpture 35,000 years after he dies.
The Colbert ReportS5 DonorsChoose.org Donations
The five branches of the military are in a tight race for your donations, and kids from the schools you're funding send Stephen their art.
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