The Colbert Report
End of the Universe
Season 3 • 10/02/2007
Stephen is glad the USA Today has its priorities straight.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Evitable
When it comes to Iran, the president will do the one thing that is inevitable: whatever he wants.
The Colbert ReportS3 Cheating Death - Sleep
If work is interfering with your sleep, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert says sleep while you work.
The Colbert ReportS3 Charlie Savage
Charlie Savage says President Bush is acting like a king -- sounds like someone didn't get dukedom!
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/1/07
Stephen wonders if we're preparing for war with Iran, questions whether sleep deprivation can kill you and hopes we can feed the press corps to the lions.
The Colbert ReportS3 What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Between One and Ten
Stephen is thinking of a number between one and 10.
The Colbert ReportS3 John Mearsheimer
John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Troops Out Now
In an alternate universe, Stephen smokes a peace pipe and tells us The Word.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Real Showdown
Stephen puts his career on the line and issues a challenge to author Paul Krugman.
The Colbert ReportS3 Nailed 'Em - Cyberrorists
Rest easy, America. The Kent County Police nailed another cyber terrorist.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/2/07
Stephen questions whether tonight's show is happening in a giant's finger, cracks down on cybercrime and finds reality offensive.
The Colbert ReportS3 End of the Universe
A story like the end of the universe is definitely not something you want to put on the front page.
The Colbert ReportS3 Gay Roundup - Dan Savage
Dan Savage gives his expert opinion on hate crime legislation.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - President Bush
President Bush leaps from the back of the pack to the lead husky, leaving the rest of the world staring at his swinging sack.
The Colbert ReportS3 Krugman Correction
Stephen finds out that Paul Krugman has in fact changed the release date of his book.
The Colbert ReportS3 Monkey on the Lam - Missouri
A monkey escaped from the University of Missouri in 1943 and remains at large to this day.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/3/07
Stephen counts down the days till his book comes out, and discusses gay issues while thinking about straight issues.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jim Lovell
Stephen asks Jim Lovell if there's anything cooler than going to the moon.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Science and Technology Edition
Stephen decries remote controls, hybrid cars, careless scientists, white chocolate and robotic vacuums.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Catastrophe
North Korea's agreement to peacefully disarm its nuclear program is a catastrophe, since the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists. (Just joking, Saudi Arabia.)
The Colbert ReportS3 An "I Am America (And So Can You!)" Success Story
Stephen hears a testimonial from a reader of his book, "I Am America (And So Can You!)."
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