The Colbert ReportS1 E6ThreatDown - Anti-Bacterial Soap
Stephen counts down the threats from bears and eight-year-olds who kill bears.
The Colbert ReportS1 E6Greg Behrendt Fields Calls
Greg Behrendt and Stephen Colbert offer relationship advice over the phone.
The Colbert ReportS1 E6Intro - 10/25/05
Tonight's episode includes the Federal Reserve, David Copperfield, bears and author Greg Behrendt.
The Colbert ReportS1 E6The Word - Overrated
Rosa Parks enriched our vocabulary by allowing us to call anyone who is the first person to do something the "Rosa Parks of whatever it is that person did first."
The Colbert ReportS1 E6Greg Behrendt
Metaphorically speaking in terms of "Sex and the City," Greg Behrendt considers himself as a Charlotte by day and Samantha by night.
The Colbert ReportS1 E7Neil deGrasse Tyson
Astrophysics is like jazz: it's the notes they don't play that matter.
The Colbert ReportS1 E7Intro - 10/26/05
Coming up, Stephen interviews astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Charlize Theron continues her struggle for hot women's rights.
The Colbert ReportS1 E7The Word - Perspective
There's nothing wrong with the number 2,000. Hell, five years ago we were celebrating it.
The Colbert ReportS1 E7Tip/Wag - Public Nudity Advice
Stephen offers some advice on showing skin to Lauren Hutton and reads from his new book, "Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure."
The Colbert ReportS1 E7Outsourcing
In India, they don't fall in love -- they learn to love.
The Colbert ReportS1 E7The Pulse
Stephen comes down from his pedestal and interacts with real people like you.
The Colbert ReportS1 E8Better Know a District - Massachusetts' 4th - Barney Frank
Stephen sits down with Congressman Barney Frank to discus life as part of a highly discriminated minority group: lefties.
The Colbert ReportS1 E8Fract - The States
Statistics show that the number of states that make up America is greater than that of Canada and Mexico combined.
The Colbert ReportS1 E8Lieber - White Pumpkins
Russ Lieber's hatred of white pumpkins forces Stephen to love them.
The Colbert ReportS1 E8The Word - Quitter
Stephen calls out Harriet Miers for being this episode's word: a "quitter."
The Colbert ReportS1 E8Jeff Daniels
Stephen quizzes Jeff Daniels on the town in Michigan where he lives and talks about Easter egg hunting at Sly Stone's house.
The Colbert ReportS1 E8Intro - 10/27/05
Stephen highlights the various aspects of Harriet Miers on The Report's agenda.
The Colbert ReportS1 E8Yet Another Day - Checking in with Christina and Ernesto
Christina and Ernesto tell Stephen what can be expected on the next episode of Yet Another Day.
The Colbert ReportS1 E8Bookshelf of Broken Dreams
Stephen takes a look at his Bookshelf of Broken Dreams, where he reminisces over some memorable Supreme Court justices from the past.
The Colbert ReportS1 E9Fract - Greatest Lakes
America is home to five of the greatest lakes in the world.