The Colbert Report

The Pulse

Season 1 • 10/26/2005

Stephen sees what's on America's mind.

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04:15

ThreatDown - Anti-Bacterial Soap
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Stephen counts down the threats from bears and eight-year-olds who kill bears.
10/25/2005
03:55

Greg Behrendt Fields Calls
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Greg Behrendt and Stephen Colbert offer relationship advice over the phone.
10/25/2005
00:34

Intro - 10/25/05
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Tonight's episode includes the Federal Reserve, David Copperfield, bears and author Greg Behrendt.
10/25/2005
02:52

The Word - Overrated
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Rosa Parks enriched our vocabulary by allowing us to call anyone who is the first person to do something the "Rosa Parks of whatever it is that person did first."
10/25/2005
05:27

Greg Behrendt
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Metaphorically speaking in terms of "Sex and the City," Greg Behrendt considers himself as a Charlotte by day and Samantha by night.
10/25/2005
05:53

Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Astrophysics is like jazz: it's the notes they don't play that matter.
10/26/2005
00:27

Intro - 10/26/05
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Coming up, Stephen interviews astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Charlize Theron continues her struggle for hot women's rights.
10/26/2005
03:40

The Word - Perspective
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There's nothing wrong with the number 2,000. Hell, five years ago we were celebrating it.
10/26/2005
03:56

Tip/Wag - Public Nudity Advice
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Stephen offers some advice on showing skin to Lauren Hutton and reads from his new book, "Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure."
10/26/2005
02:19

Outsourcing
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In India, they don't fall in love -- they learn to love.
10/26/2005
02:12

The Pulse
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Stephen comes down from his pedestal and interacts with real people like you.
10/26/2005
05:17

Better Know a District - Massachusetts' 4th - Barney Frank
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Stephen sits down with Congressman Barney Frank to discus life as part of a highly discriminated minority group: lefties.
10/27/2005
00:07

Fract - The States
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Statistics show that the number of states that make up America is greater than that of Canada and Mexico combined.
10/27/2005
02:20

Lieber - White Pumpkins
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Russ Lieber's hatred of white pumpkins forces Stephen to love them.
10/27/2005
02:51

The Word - Quitter
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Stephen calls out Harriet Miers for being this episode's word: a "quitter."
10/27/2005
05:11

Jeff Daniels
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Stephen quizzes Jeff Daniels on the town in Michigan where he lives and talks about Easter egg hunting at Sly Stone's house.
10/27/2005
00:32

Intro - 10/27/05
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Stephen highlights the various aspects of Harriet Miers on The Report's agenda.
10/27/2005
00:49

Yet Another Day - Checking in with Christina and Ernesto
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Christina and Ernesto tell Stephen what can be expected on the next episode of Yet Another Day.
10/27/2005
02:14

Bookshelf of Broken Dreams
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Stephen takes a look at his Bookshelf of Broken Dreams, where he reminisces over some memorable Supreme Court justices from the past.
10/27/2005
00:08

Fract - Greatest Lakes
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America is home to five of the greatest lakes in the world.
10/31/2005
02:33

Rocktober
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There was a time when Americans took the month of October to celebrate the values of classic rock: pounding beats, grinding guitars and single-syllable lyrics about boobs.
10/31/2005
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