The Colbert Report
Time's 2008 Top 100 Most Influential
Season 4 • 05/05/2008
Stephen is enraged that he lost Time's Top 100 most influential people to Rain.
Trailers Destroying America - Summer Movie EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen suggests that Indiana Jones make a movie that's more suited for the senior citizen audience.
Jenna Bush WeddingThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen hasn't gotten the invitation, but he eagerly gets ready for Jenna Bush's wedding.
Formidable Opponent - ElectabilityThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen shows Stephen his chilling vision of our election future.
Intro - 5/1/08The Colbert ReportS4
The summer movies are coming out. Stephen's advice? Stay at home and burn a good book.
The Word - Free Gas!The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen announces a bold new initiative: Stephen Colbert's Total Gas Holiday.
Speed RacerThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen got a sneak peek at Rain's debut role in the new movie Speed Racer and decided to write a sequel.
Intro - 5/5/08The Colbert ReportS4
Two candidates propose a gas tax holiday, Stephen humps the Alpha Dog of the Week's leg, and Carl Hiaasen talks about golf.
Rain Dance-OffThe Colbert ReportS4
Rain shows up at the studio for an after hours dance-off with Stephen.
Alpha Dog of the Week - 911 OperatorThe Colbert ReportS4
Congratulations to the anonymous Tennessee 911 operator who fell asleep during an emergency call.
Carl HiaasenThe Colbert ReportS4
Carl Hiaasen feels that every round of golf is a journey into the darkest part of his soul.
Time's 2008 Top 100 Most InfluentialThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen loses Time's Top 100 most influential people to Korean pop star Rain.
Nathan GunnThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is worried that Nathan Gunn is sending the wrong message by singing opera without a shirt.
The Word - Collateral FriendageThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen recommends that President Bush go crazy so McCain can properly disown him.
Sexy Voice StudyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Meg the Intern to inventory his pencils.
Intro - 5/6/08The Colbert ReportS4
Has President Bush become a political liability? Please, the President doesn't know the meaning of the word.
Stephen's Sound Advice - Karl's AdviceThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen advises us on Karl Rove's advice on winning contested convention.
Terrorist Nelson MandelaThe Colbert ReportS4
Noble Prize winner Nelson Mandela is on the terrorist watch list and not even Condoleezza Rice can take him off.
Intro - 5/7/08The Colbert ReportS4
The terrorist watch list knows too many terrorists, Stephen provides more analysis of the primaries, and George Johnson will respond to six minutes of sustained shouting.
Democralypse Now - Justin MyersThe Colbert ReportS4
Justin Myers has been in an isolation box working on election results for the show since Super Tuesday.
George JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS4
George Johnson and Stephen re-create one of the 10 most beautiful experiments.
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