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Intro - 7/26/07
Season 3 • 07/26/2007
North Dakota seeks to legalize hemp farming. Corn won't be the only thing high as an elephant's eye.
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00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 7/25/07
Scientists develop a removable tattoo, Fred Thompson demotes his campaign manager, and Stephen asks Charles Kaiser if there's a gay Superman.
07/25/2007
03:40
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - No Regrets
Stephen believes that you should never regret a decision but instead get it tattooed on your forehead.
07/25/2007
01:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Thompson Campaign
Stephen believes America deserves a president who is ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work on a 52-ounce porterhouse.
07/25/2007
02:46
The Colbert Report
S3
Hometown Hero Town - Bryce Canyon City
In order to establish Colbert Report City, the show will now be taped in Utah. Go Jazz!
07/25/2007
06:00
The Colbert Report
S3
Daily Kos
Hey New York Times -- Stephen didn't spoil Harry Potter for you, don't ruin the war in Iraq for him.
07/25/2007
05:21
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S3
Charles Kaiser
When Charles Kaiser suggests that New York is a gay metropolis because of critical mass, Stephen understands that to mean it's like a dangerous nuclear bomb.
07/25/2007
06:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Bob Shrum
Democratic campaign strategist Bob Shrum wants to know if Stephen's wrist injury has made him reconsider his position on universal health care.
07/26/2007
06:04
The Colbert Report
S3
Industrial Hemp & Medical Marijuana - Aaron Houston
Medical marijuana advocate Aaron Houston tells Stephen the only thing you'd get from smoking hemp is the headache of your life.
07/26/2007
03:22
The Colbert Report
S3
Advice to the Gods - Nepalese Pre-Teen Goddesses
A top Kumari -- a pre-teen girl Nepalese Buddhists worship as a goddess -- was recently stripped of her divinity for visiting the United States.
07/26/2007
03:35
The Colbert Report
S3
How Did Stephen Break His Wrist?
Stephen's left wrist is in a cast, though there's some confusion about what might have caused the injury.
07/26/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 7/26/07
North Dakota seeks to legalize hemp farming, a goddess is stripped of her title, and Stephen asks Robert Shrum whether he advised Kerry to flip or to flop.
07/26/2007
02:51
The Colbert Report
S3
Wrist Violence - Glorification
Stephen dispels the rumor that he injured his wrist while punching out Korean strongman Kim Jong-il.
07/30/2007
05:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Evan Osnos
Chicago Tribune's Beijing Bureau Chief, Evan Osnos, argues that the American demand for cashmere has caused pollution clouds to travel from China to American soil.
07/30/2007
05:24
The Colbert Report
S3
ThreatDown - Scottish Surgeons
Thanks to Scottish surgeons, the only way America can protect its ports is by crossbreeding dolphins with Homeland Security director Michael Chertoff.
07/30/2007
02:48
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Solidarity
By hiring the homeless to picket for them, carpenters are protesting low wages and no benefits with low wages and no benefits.
07/30/2007
02:55
The Colbert Report
S3
Pollution Immigration
Polluted air from Asia, or "kung fumes," are taking away emphysema-related deaths from hardworking American pollutants.
07/30/2007
00:27
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 7/30/07
In this episode, Stephen suggests a new picketing strategy for unions, looks at botulism in our chili and interviews Chicago Tribune's Beijing Bureau Chief, Evan Osnos.
07/30/2007
02:24
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Special Prosecutor
Stephen argues that if Alberto Gonzales believes what he is saying, then technically, it's not perjury.
07/31/2007
04:54
The Colbert Report
S3
Sport Report - Barry Bonds
Stephen defends Barry Bonds' alleged drug use, gambles his money away in the Saudi Arabia and Iraq soccer game and talks about a racing greyhound that's named after him.
07/31/2007
00:38
The Colbert Report
S3
Rupert Murdoch Purchases The Wall Street Journal
Stephen wonders if Rupert Murdoch has instead taken over Reuters, who were first to report the story.
07/31/2007
02:21
The Colbert Report
S3
Wrist Violence Epidemic
Stephen continues to attack films that show wrist violence and calls on Hollywood to stop showing such acts.
07/31/2007
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