The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Suzanne Somers

Season 3 • 05/25/1999

Suzanne Somers can get weight off of anybody.

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Weekend Roundup - Emmy Awards
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Jon reports on Susan Lucci's Oscar win and Robbie Knievel's motorcycle/retaining wall crash.
05/24/1999
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Second Opinion - Hospitals
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Child birth takes a lot of time, something today's working woman just does not have a lot of.
05/25/1999
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Item of the Week - Rats
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Five percent of all rats raised in the U.S. die from wacky laboratory maze mishaps.
05/25/1999
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Headlines - Juris-Prudish '99
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Police cameras used during arrests demonstrate unreasonable search and seizure, as well as unreasonable butt crack.
05/25/1999
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Moment of Zen - Tumble Boat
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A boat tumbles over twice in the ocean.
05/25/1999
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Recap - No Cameras Allowed
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Jon recaps the day's top stories including "COPS," Sherpas, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
05/25/1999
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This Just In - Benign-1-1
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Brain tumors linked to cell phones spell the end for asbestos phones with uranium dials and long-lasting plutonium batteries.
05/25/1999
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Headlines - Baby's Got Yak
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A group of Sherpas hike to the top of the World Trade Center to perform the world's highest rock concert.
05/25/1999
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Other News - Buff Luck
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Due to school violence, the WB postpones the finale of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" until it's safe for networks to go back to being irresponsible.
05/25/1999
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Pussy Galore
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Everyone makes out at The Anderson Cat House in Minnesota.
05/25/1999
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Suzanne Somers
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The old Suzanne Somers would rather die than diet, but now she's turned over a new salad leaf.
05/25/1999
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Cat Fight
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Polka Joe Blazejewski's feathers have been ruffled by the comic strip Garfield.
05/26/1999
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Other News - The Blackboard Bungle
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Teachers expect better results from next year's 4th graders because they will also be this year's 4th graders.
05/26/1999
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This Just In - Road Worrier
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President Clinton promised to put a freeze on the price of mustache rides at a nickel and to allow truckers to keep their side jobs as boob inspectors.
05/26/1999
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Natalie Portman
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Jon celebrates Natalie Portman's final high school exams with a barrage of pop quiz questions.
05/26/1999
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He is Not Playing
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Garfield is bringing Marmaduke to the Polka Guy's house for a confrontation.
05/26/1999
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Recap - 5/26/99
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Jon Stewart recaps the main stories of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
05/26/1999
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Hello Edit Point
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The Daily Show did not tape the Natalie Portman interview on a different day, Jon Stewart just decided to grow his hair out and then cut it again.
05/26/1999
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Headlines - The Thin Blue Lie
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The plunger of justice was stuck where it really belongs, as a New York police officer pleads guilty in the Abner Louima case
05/26/1999
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Headlines - What's Up, Tiger Lillies?
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Exxon, the first name in wildlife preservation, has teamed up with Siegfried and Roy, the first and second names in fey German magic acts.
05/26/1999
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Moment of Zen - Oily Bird
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A bird swims in oil-soaked water.
05/26/1999
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