The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 03/30/2011
Tim Shriver wants to get people to stop using the r-word.
Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen ProtheroThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
Sign Off - Do Not Help Jimmy FallonThe Colbert ReportS7
Don't give generously to help Jimmy Fallon raise $26,000 -- it's too important.
Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is FatteningThe Colbert ReportS7
Jesus is totally cut, but unfortunately the same cannot be said of his followers.
Anthony FauciThe Colbert ReportS7
Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education.
Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by StephenThe Colbert ReportS7
If Jimmy Fallon raises $26,000 for DonorsChoose by Friday, Stephen will be forced to give the performance of a lifetime.
James O'Keefe Asks for DonationsThe Colbert ReportS7
James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger.
Stephen Practices Rebecca Black's "Friday"The Colbert ReportS7
Thanks to a small minority of people who care about children, Stephen has to sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
Colbert PAC - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS7
Armed with Trevor Potter's legal advice and the Colbert Nation's support, Stephen decides to start his own PAC.
Colbert PACThe Colbert ReportS7
If Stephen wants to be a political playa in 2012, like Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee, he needs a PAC.
Tim ShriverThe Colbert ReportS7
Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
Congressional Budget MenorahThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen gets out his Congressional budget menorah to mark the eight days until the temporary budget agreement expires.
Piers GibbonThe Colbert ReportS7
Piers Gibbon was oddly offended when he learned that cannibals in New Guinea had never eaten a white man.
Madison as HellThe Colbert ReportS7
An activist judge stubbornly insists that Wisconsin's legal system must be obeyed, even if Republicans disagree with it.
Sign Off - Congressional Budget Menorah FireThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen puts out his Congressional budget menorah with a fire extinguisher.
Intro - 3/31/11The Colbert ReportS7
There's a new front in the war against sexism, Wisconsin's anti-union law faces trouble, and Piers Gibbon doesn't complain about the green room snacks.
The GlennPocalypseThe Colbert ReportS7
The Emergency Beckpack is filled with everything needed to survive in a post-Glenn world, including beef stroganoff.
Government Shutdown MenorahThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen extinguishes one more candle on his government shutdown menorah.
Andrew ChaikinThe Colbert ReportS7
Andrew Chaikin explains why humans need to follow in the footsteps of their robotic emissaries and travel to Mars.
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